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Yes, I stand with #JimmyKimmel because I stand for #FreeSpeech and the #FirstAmendment.

Jimmy’s going to be OK. He has a billion $$$ #goldenparachute.

The rest of us are not so lucky. I might get “cancelled” (or worse) for what I say online. That’s NOT good.

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Of course that's the case, because the modern #corporatist hired-gun #executive mentality is, “abuse #labor, cheat the #customer, skim as much as possible quarterly, and take the #GoldenParachute the suckers put in your contract as soon as things start to tank."

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Huge point missing from these criticisms -
what ever happened to the GOP's "free markets" mantra?

Tariffs on imports are about as meddling as you can get - and it doesn't even end well.

The GOP doesn't even care politically -
as long as they line their pockets first #GoldenParachute

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Probably because his boss told him to do it or he's fired (or faces criminal liability for disloyalty or some such).

Another possibility is a sweetheart deal was made with him to do this announcement. Thus if he somehow DOES land in jail, he comes out the other side a richer man. #GoldenParachute

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We need to remember that #Elon is #CashPoor. All of his "wealth" is tied up in stocks & assets. The #TeslaTakedown will inevitably tank him. That's why he's trying so hard to get *our* money. He wants to use it as a #GoldenParachute when his assets are worthless. KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!

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It's the feel of the leather seats under the wife's bum.. a sort of barely remembered quote about MPs vehicular modes. Plus remember Tony's daughters, "scholarships" and Geneva jobs!
#GoldenParachute #auspol

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Says the #GoldenParachute guy #BadEconomics

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About f*cking time #corruption #goldenparachute #ableg #yeg

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Capitalism speaking here: If a CEO can make so much money by being fired, where is the incentive to do a good job in the first place? #Boeing #GoldenParachute

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Nach Golde drängt,
Am Golde hängt
Doch alles. Ach wir Armen! (Goethe, Faust) #goldenparachute #BillOReilly

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