The older I get, the more I find golf a red flag.
I'm not entirely sold on the Volkswagen Golf, either, though technically it was named for the wind and not the official sport of uptight dullards.
#golf #golfers #golfing #golfcarts #golfsucks
*Furious Twump* 😙
What a whiny dictator!
Treated like an alligator! 🐊 🙄
Just because he’s dumb & cruel
Don’t mean he spurns the Golden Rule:
“Look, I’m like a Golden Ruler! 👑
Gotta love me if I screw ya!”
—LF “Screw unto others…”
#satire #USA #golfsucks #poem
Golf will never be anything to me but an immense, flapping red flag, billowing its warning messages to the world below. A thoroughly vile habit.
#golf #golfsucks #redflag #enoughwiththegolfalready #mincingtwitsonturf
Gave a public talk awhile back, made the audience get up , told people who hate golf to sit down...
Then told the standing golf-lovers to GET OUT!!
they all giggled and sat down and started hating golf too
#GolfSucks #fakeSport
Golf tip from someone who has no business giving golf tips. Buy more hybrids. Like a full bag of them. They make golf easier and most of us need the help. Swallow your pride and get old man clubs. #golftips #golfsucks #hybridclubs #golfishard
Last month, my son spent half an hour at sunset in the woods at the golf course and came out with at least a hundred decent balls. Woods to the left of the 1st tee are prime hunting grounds ⛳ #golfsucks 😂
