Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.
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Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...
Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.
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I wonder what they're talking about right now...
Stereotypical American doctor with white coat and stethoscope showing X-ray film to a patient in a hospital bed: "Your X-RAY showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."
Office sign labelled "EVACUATION PLAN": Empty but for a Post-It note that reads "run".
Man playing an accordion on a tightrope over a canal... Well, what else ya gonna do..?
Cult members standing next to Frank the Pope's coffin looking sad but keen to find out if they won the office sweepstake on who the new guy (yes, guy) will be. Caption: "We are gathered here today... because your prayers didn't work."
Poster, illustration of lots of soldiers streaming off a train in the background. Top: "SYPHILIS" Bottom: "ALL OF THESE MEN HAVE IT - Women: Stay away from dance halls
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This explains a few things of late...
Colour single frame cartoon of a large eyeball 'standing' in front of a classroom full of desks at which are seated rows of smaller eyeballs. Large Eyeball: "Good morning, pupils!" Small Eyeballs (in unison): "Good morrrrrrning, Miss Iris!" Caption: "You'll never see a cornea joke than this."
"Jesus died for our sins." Except he didn't actually STAY dead. So what did he sacrifice? His weekend? Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.
White-framed cross stitch with decorative daisies in each corner. Purple background with gold lettering: "WHEN THE WORLD FEELS OVERWHELMING, JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE"
Cat's head poking cautiously out of a hole in the ground. Caption: "Is the world back to normal yet?"
Photo of roadside Americana. One artefact is a tall pole with a yellow sign advertising "ADULT VIDEO" in red. Next to it a billboard featuring a jesus face and cross and the words "JESUS IS WATCHING". Interpret that as you will...
Sign "THIS TOO SHALL PASS. IT MIGHT PASS LIKE A KIDNEY STONE BUT IT WILL PASS"
Cute little doggie, glowing red eyes, hypodermic syringe gripped between bared teeth.
Beaker The Muppet looking, as usual terrified. Caption: "'CONTACT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR' BUT I AM THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR"
A diplodocus-type dinosaur is looming over a prety girl seated on the ground. Behind the dinosaur is a jesus-figure with, for some reason, a rainbow in the background. Caption: "SHOO! SHOO! - You're fucking up my story you big brown cunt."
Tiny, cute furry marsupial - western pygmy possum (/Cercartetus concinnus/) - clinging to a human thumb. Caption: "ot all Australian animals will kill you. Don't get me wrong, He wants to… He just can't."
Lots of servers in racks, a man stands back to camera with his hands on his head in an exasperated gesture. Caption: "WORKING IN I.T. IS LIKE BEING MARRIED - WHEN IT'S PERFECT THERE'S NO THANKS. WHEN IT GOES WRONG, BOY YOU ARE IN SHIT."
Electrical conduit leading to a blanked-off terminal box which has clearly had the functional element replaced with a plain cover. Next to it a sign reads "Push button for assistance".
Image of an operating theatre. Caption: "Hospitals We use science to fix your god's mistakes."
Photo of a hospital-type building. Caption: "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU WILL MAKE YOU STRONGER. EXCEPT FOR HOSPITALS. HOSPITALS WILL KILL YOU"
