Exactly. The Puritan descendants with their misogyny and their stick up their ass lack of fun & joy can kindly go fuck themselves and pretend not to enjoy it. #SundaySacrilege
Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.
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I wonder what they're talking about right now...
Cardinal-priest Roger Mahony wearing a red baseball cap with the words "TRUMP FOR POPE" on it.
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There were signs.
Cult members standing next to Frank the Pope's coffin looking sad but keen to find out if they won the office sweepstake on who the new guy (yes, guy) will be. Caption: "We are gathered here today... because your prayers didn't work."
Photo of roadside Americana. One artefact is a tall pole with a yellow sign advertising "ADULT VIDEO" in red. Next to it a billboard featuring a jesus face and cross and the words "JESUS IS WATCHING". Interpret that as you will...
A diplodocus-type dinosaur is looming over a prety girl seated on the ground. Behind the dinosaur is a jesus-figure with, for some reason, a rainbow in the background. Caption: "SHOO! SHOO! - You're fucking up my story you big brown cunt."
Image of an operating theatre. Caption: "Hospitals We use science to fix your god's mistakes."
"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage" Painting by Hermann Stilke (1803โ1860) "Joan of Arc's Death at the Stake (Right-Hand Part of The Life of Joan of Arc Triptych)": Joan of Arc, at 19 years old, is depicted moments before being burned at the stake on May 30, 1431, after being found guilty of heresy and witchcraft
Crucifix mounted high above some windows with the jesus figurine caught mid-air having leapt from the cross, arms outstretched, with a bungee rope tied to its feet.
Photo of three con-artists holding the fairy-tale books of three of the larger religious pyramid schemes. "Sharing fake news Long before social media"
A white-coated doctor-type is sitting at a desk with a bunch of books, a reading lamp, a computer and, for some reason, a microscope and Petri dish. In the background is a globe, more books, a clock and framed certificates. Leaning over this character's shoulder is a spooky jesus-figure, gesturing at the open book on the desk and saying "Look, you're not charging enough for X-raysโฆ poor people are getting them and making the place look untidy. And stop accepting patients who can't produce a credit cardโฆ Call yourself a doctorโฆ?" Original from https://www.nathangreenestudio.com/medical-collection (religious propaganda site)
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A cartoon 'god' with, for some reason, a triangular halo, has the Earth on a workbench in front of him. there are pots of ingredients labelled 'Trees' and 'Sheeps' [sic]. 'god' is holding a red pot in his hand, shaking it over the Earth and the lid has come off and way too much of the ingredient is spreading all over the Earth. 'god' is saying "And just a pinch of... OOPS!". The ingredient is labelled "MAGA assholes".
A public bench in Central Birmingham dedicated to the metal band "Black Sabbath". The group will give their final concert at Villa Park, Birmingham on the 5th of July this year.
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Thou shalt remember The Sabbath...
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A 'nativity' model with plastic figures kneeling either side of a basket in which a baby jesus might be expected. However in this scene there is a cat sitting rather comfortably. Caption: "I'm your saviour now"
On a street, two humans and two nuns are talking, the two nuns have their backs to the camera. Meanwhile, a dog is taking a leak on the habit of one of the nuns.
Fairy tale character jesus knocking on door. j: "Let me in!" occ.: "Why?" j: "So I can save you." occ.: "From what?" j: "From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in."
Cartoon jesus holding a bottle of wine and a handgun. "IT'S SUNDAY" "You bitches better have my money"
Depiction of a surgeon conducting an operation with two nurses, one either side, assisting. Next to the surgeon, leaning over the operation site (without a mask!), is a jesus/god/sky-fairy figure with one arm around the surgeon's shoulder and the other reaching for the surgeon's scalpel-weilding hand. Caption: "Why are you removing that tumour I put in there?" (fixed the spelling of tumour there - you're welcome).
Two cleaning women ca 1938 stand on the steps leading to a church door. On the steps is laid a large crucifix, head down, on which one of the women is directing a stream of water from a hose.
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"Wakey-wakey! This is a working day for you, you lazy b...."
"...twice"
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A startled priest stands behind a more senior half-wit in a golden pope-hat. The background has gold-leaf decor including a golden candlestick lamp and both of these snake oil salesmen are in gold-trimmed priestly halloween costumes that just scream "Money is evil, give it to us. Only the younger wretch has a wide-eyed, frankly terrified look. Caption reads: "When you see the alter boy walk in with his mom and a police officer".
An ancient xtian priest, flanked by two priestly minions, sits upon a golden jewel-encrusted throne, dressed in gold-trimmed silks and a golden popehat on its vile head. Meme Text: "Money is evil", "Give it to us"
Jesus, just got up on a Sunday morning with a mug of, presumably, coffee in one hand, checks his email on a laptop. Captions: "21 trillion unread messages" & "*deletes*"