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#GoodNewsKH #ZombiePostKH #Cambodia
According to my scientists, that’s a metric shit-ton of good news coming your way, Cambodia. Buckle up! #Cambodia #GoodNewsKH
“Living Dissident Numbers Hit Record Low”
#GoodNewsKH
“Villagers Happily Gift Chinese Developers With Ancestral Homes, Natural Resources, Lives”
#GoodNewsKH
“Your Impossible Dream of Escaping the CPP’s Kleptocratic Clutches, Sponsored by Emirates”
#GoodNewsKH #WhenInPhnomPenh
“Grinding Poverty Alleviated By Train to Airport”
#GoodNewsKH
“We Have A Starbucks, Unlike Wakanda, Thus We Are Superior And Hun Sen Is Basically Black Panther”
#GoodNewsKH
“Booming Condo Market Will Totally Offer Gigantic Profits, But Either Way It’s Better Than Getting That Cash Taken by Chinese Anti-Corruption Cops!”
#GoodNewsKH
“Farmer Rides Hilarious, Exhilirating, Infinite Carousel of Microfinance Debt” #GoodNewsKH
I might now present a list of “suggested” headlines. #GoodNewsKH #Cambodia #Hunsanity
From here on out, the news is going to sound like the bright-side strawman arguments that our amateur “analysts” half believe so as not to dissolve into misery. #GoodNewsKH #Cambodia
I don’t want to spoil it, but I think the news out of #Cambodia is going to get much better!
Well, at least the news you’ll hear about. #GoodNewsKH
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