A Bad Bag of Hazard DNA L T: Drat! Chester Ward drew rad disco chants.

A Bad Bag of Hazard #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Marta, Cute Fit Trans Ores Cry

Marta, Cute Fit Trans #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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A Clobbered Mug Crude Algebra Meteor

A Clobbered Mug #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Worst Password Holes Tin Ants

Worst Password Holes #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Casual Tornado Laughs Edit Flagrancy Rate

Casual Tornado Laughs #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MagicTheAnagramming #AprilFoolsDay

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Local Bison Greg Eyre, Underrated Cornell ADA

Local Bison #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Probably Boobs, Rap, or Diplomats Cute Trans Lady Overindulges Eerie Agar

Probably Boobs, Rap, or Diplomats #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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These Hippies Smooch Flan #MagicThe Anagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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This Enables Flags. Ow! #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Stoneware Toast presents: Quench Hexes Girl #MagicTheAnagramming #GoogleTranslatesMTG #AprilFoolsDay

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Mouthwash Saves Lives G WARNING! An object you control gets +1/+1 until end of time. Draw a card and gain 1 life. He destroyed the ancient tomb of the Titans and saved the Jedi, but his madness took control.

Oracle's Restoration #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Retired and Sold 1U Jenny Return the abandoned property to the original owner. First Judge. (Look at this card. You may place it in the graveyard.) Jazz nodded slightly and unleashed a wave of magic. Tom thought this would be difficult. He had expected it, too.

Banishing Betrayal #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGStrixhaven

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Sinister Combat 4R More Information ‘Quick Reaction’ destroys target creature. You may destroy a card in your graveyard. If you do, ‘Quick Reaction’ will destroy the creature you control twice. “Oh my god! I don’t want to hurt you, but I must protect her from all of Jesse’s plans!”

Heated Argument #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGStrixhaven

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Hondrix Builder [1][G][G/U][U] Run - Dr. Kobe When this card enters battle, you can take a Joker card or an Island card from your collection and put it into battle and destroy it. In the main garden of Hondrix Camp, the well will be a forest for the duration of the game. 3/4

Quandrix Cultivator #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Deep Sea Chief B Zombies are Enemies The enemy is knocking on the door. “But he still has limbs. Yes, he has many legs.” —Enslow, Deep Sea Chief Nifarum 2/2

Diregraf Ghoul #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Fire Rules! R Magic Rule Add RR to each Fire Rule card in each deck, then add R. The Dominican Republic is on fire.

Rite of Flame #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Magic Mark 2 Photo T: We keep good things in our hearts and treasure them as memories. “I’m a Flash Player. I’m the star player of the Hernandez Apes!” —Tito

Arcane Signet (Final Fantasy Commander #334) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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George of Syracuse 4 Is Anyone Here? 1: Golgotha is marked on all tourist maps. The two brothers learned from a young age that engineers in the Dominican Republic could not truly lead.

Golgothian Sylex (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Fish from Gascony 4UUU The Voice of a Wild Man To prevent Ofsk from attacking, you must grant it the neutral attack UUU condition during the game. If the opponent has no shields, Ofsk will not attack. If you have no shields, Ofsk will be destroyed immediately. 6/8

Island Fish Jasconius (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Trans Photos UU Ghost Girl Search your hand for another Item card and take it back. Then select a ship you control and place it in its owner’s world. If the value of the discarded item is higher than the value of the discarded item, you must pay the difference. Otherwise, the “Item Swap” effect fails, and you must discard both items. After using this card, shuffle your deck.

Transmute Artifact (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Rasputin, Dream Slayer 4WU This Week's News At the start of the game, place 7 cards on Rasputin. If you lose a card, you can increase Rasputin’s mana by 1 or destroy it. This ability deals damage to enemies. If you don’t use this ability at the start of the game, cards will be placed on Rasputin when he stands up. Rasputin can hold 7 cards at a time. 4/1

Rasputin Dreamweaver (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Bread and Eggs 3R Eggs are Very Expensive When you hide a Ghost Egg in your graveyard, your team will place a Ghost Car (a red 4/4 flying creature) on the battlefield at the end of that round. Use a coin to mark this Ghost Car. A Ghost Car functions like a normal creature, but when deployed, it is immediately removed from the battlefield. 0/3

Rukh Egg (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Eureka, California 2GG Where Are You From? Each player can use a certain number of cards at a time. Players continue to play cards until the next player uses the same number of cards. As long as Eureeka is alive, she cannot use potions or magical effects. If a player does not use a potion, she loses points.

Eureka (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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An Impossible Choice 4B Effect Rugby (Soccer) - Players who want to play rugby should use a large, hard field suitable for the game. At that moment, Rick thought he saw something and couldn’t sleep. He was so scared... There was only one thought in his head: he had to give up love and run away.

Arcane Omens #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGStrixhaven

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Ancient Pain 4R Normal Warning! — Ancient Pain deals damage to target creature. X is the four-digit number used to cast the spell. Discard one card from your deck; the number of cards you discard equals the additional damage you deal to that creature. You may use the card until the end of your next turn. His past has become his future, making him a traitor.

Archaic's Agony #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGStrixhaven

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Nicole’s Balls 2UUBBRR A Famous Ancient and Beautiful Dragon Airplane Nicholas Bolas’ effect requires the opponent to discard all the cards in their hand. If the opponent’s hand is empty, the effect is nullified. UBR cards must be discarded during the waiting phase; otherwise, Nicholas Bolas will be thrown. 7/7

Nicol Bolas (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Solomon’s Lake 4 Cotton Products 4: If your opponent says “car” or “pig,” flip a coin. If the coin lands on “pig,” the bottle of Solomon’s wine deals five damage. Otherwise, a creature with 5/5 movement appears on the field. Use the animal card. Creatures count as units; they are removed from their station when they leave. Regardless of the result of the coin, you open the bottle of Solomon’s wine when it is used.

Bottle of Suleiman (original printed text) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Water God BG Animal - Frog God Engage your life by attacking this creature or another creature that controls you. “You may have heard the rumor that eating ghosts will make you have nightmares. That’s a misconception. You can eat ghosts.” —Westbloom Textbook 2/2

Bogwater Lumaret #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGStrixhaven

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Sharp Sword 3 Borrowing a Weapon Soldier gets +3/+2. When a player destroys an item of the same type, the player draws a card, and you may use a free potion from your hand that deals damage equal to or less than that item. This process only takes 2 minutes.

Buster Sword #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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Multicolored Creature 4 Creature Creature Load 3 When you play this creature, it enters the battlefield with +1/+1 attack power against any inexperienced enemy that tries to stop it. Whenever this creature is targeted by a spell, it has a chance to create colorless creatures with 1/1 attack power. 4/4

Myriad Construct #GoogleTranslatesMTG

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