I signed it.
Got bit thrice.
One goose whispered my mother’s name.
The lawyer wept ink.
Now I work Tuesdays at the pond and can only speak in riddles.

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In every pond, in every lake, everywhere, there is that one lone white goose. Tell me it’s not true. #universaltruth #gooselaw #global