*HONK*
"Hmm? No, these ones aren't infected with the metal virus."
*HONK HONK*
"Why are they still in their boxes? Well, just look at how cool their box art is! I can't bring myself to destroy them!"
#gooseontheloose
"Goose, stop bothering the cats - they're trying to sleep! Just because you have to be out of the house at 7:30 to get to wo-
...wait, you don't work! Why are you up this early, you maniac?! Go back to bed!"
#gooseontheloose
"Crap, where are my keys?! Goose? Goose! Dammit Goose, let me in right now! It's freezing out here!"
#gooseontheloose
"Goose! Did you do this?!"
*HONK HONK HONK*
"Oh come on, do you really expect me to believe a cat was trying to eat it? How gullible do you think I am?"
#gooseontheloose
(a cat WAS, in fact, trying to eat it. :P)
*HONK*
"Gaaah! Jesus, Goose! Were you hiding in my coat for two days just to jumpscare me?"
*HONK HONK HONK*
"Yes, I know it's cold out there! Believe me, I noticed!"
#gooseontheloose
One year of keeping metal virus Sonic safely contained in his plastic quarantine prison! ...and one year of the terrible goose plotting to break him out... #gooseontheloose
"Once again Hans Gruber is taking his annual 25-day plummet off of Nokatomi Plaza. What do you think goes through a man's head in that kind of situation?"
*HONK HONK HONK*
"...wow. That was surprisingly deep, Goose!"
#gooseontheloose
"Oh, it's you! You're a day late - I thought you weren't coming and that I was finally free!"
*HONK*
"Buried in the snow, huh? Yeah, that sounds about right."
It's December, so you know what that means: some people have an Elf on the Shelf, but I have a #gooseontheloose !
Festive Goose On The Loose! A funny Christmas graphic. 🦢🎄
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#GooseOnTheLoose #FunnyChristmas #Festive #HolidayHumor #Tee
Birthing a book ain't easy open.substack.com/pub/johnnogo... #JimGosger #BrianMarshall #GooseOnTheLoose #MLB #PortHuronTimesHerald #DiamondDuels
GOOSE ON THE LOOSE! Goose sighting in Connecticut? Do not attempt to catch him. #gooseismissing #gooseontheloose
Zoose the Goose. Enough said... 🪿🔪
Did we mention game dev work isn't all that serious? Swipe to see why this quirky goose is 100% the star of the show! 👀💥 Crafted by the talented @opalescent_crafts
#ZooseTheGoose #GameDevMagic #IndieGame #GameDesign #GameDevLife #GooseOnTheLoose #GamingCommunity
🛼 This silly goose is rollin’ into my new collection, dropping June 12th!
Swipe to see how this feathered troublemaker came to life!
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#SkatingGoose #GooseOnTheLoose #StickerDrop2025
🦢✨ Show your pride with the "LGBTQ Ally Goose on the Loose" shirt! This fun and vibrant tee
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#LGBTQAlly #GooseOnTheLoose #PrideApparel #Fanaticity #LoveIsLove #SupportEquality
My partner got a jumpscare this morning, courtesy of the #gooseontheloose. Well, more of a jump confusion, really. :P
Thanks to everyone who voted on what shirt I should wear tonight! Of course, I had to fight the #gooseontheloose to get the shirt back off him. :P
I asked the #gooseontheloose to help me pick out a shirt for the movie on Thursday, and he narrowed it down to these two. Which one do you think I should pick?
After spending five days hiding in the mailbox, the #gooseontheloose was very cold and sleepy. Poor thing.
Speeeeed booooooost 🪿❄️#mobilegame #endlessrunner #gooseontheloose #app #goose
Our mailbox, covered in snow.
The mailbox opens to reveal a naughty goose hiding inside!
Well, I finally found the #gooseontheloose. The idiot was hiding in the mailbox, waiting to jumpscare the first unsuspecting person to open it. Apparently he had not heard about the Canada Post strike, and he's been sitting out there for almost a week. XD
Hmm, I haven't seen the #gooseontheloose for a couple of days. I wonder what he's plotting? 🤔
Goose, no! Don't you dare release that Metal Virus Sonic! We don't need another pandemic! #gooseontheloose
We came home from grocery shopping to find that one of the presents was missing from underneath the tree. I eventually found it under the couch, but who put it there? Was it the puppy? Or...? #gooseontheloose
At this point it's a toss up for who will knock over the tree first: the cats, the dog, or the terrible goose. #gooseontheloose
Somehow I ended up streaming today with my microphone off for several hours. It MIGHT have been the Windows update from a few days ago, but I suspect a certain someone was fiddling with my audio settings...
#gooseontheloose
*HONK*
"No backseat gaming, Goose! I know what I'm doing - do you not see my little goose crown?" #gooseontheloose
You are the only star in the sky for me 🪿 #mobilegame #endlessrunner #gooseontheloose #app
A toy goose playing Pokemon X on my 3DS. Current team shown is Litleo, level 25; Fredekin the Fennekin, level 26; and three Diggersbys and a Linoone, all level 21.
I almost forgot to do #gooseontheloose today, so this time you get that combined with my Professor Oak challenge for day 10. My pickup squad are now all high enough level to potentially find rare candies for me, so it's time to back to grinding levels for Pokedex completion!
