Loved your take. Had to write my own version too.
Trump as Pope Donald I: grievance gospel, gold-plated throne, and sacramental cheeseburgers.
๐ Full satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Pope Psychopath the XII... painfully accurate.
So I followed the logic; gold throne, grievance gospel, loyalty liturgy.
๐ Full satire here:
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๐ True...but that didnโt stop him from dressing the part.
So I wrote it out: Trump as Pope Donald I.
Gold throne, grievance gospel, sacramental cheeseburgers, and all.
๐ Full satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Right? Pope was just the beginning.
So I wrote it out...Trump as Pope Donald I:
AI vestments, grievance gospel, and sacramental cheeseburgers.
๐ Full satire:
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Exactly. But that didnโt stop him from posting AI papal cosplay.
So I wrote the full version:
Grievance gospel, loyalty liturgy, and a throne with better lighting.
๐ Satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Yep. That image hits a little too close to real.
So I imagined the full Church of Trump, where loyalty is gospel and mercy is optional.
๐ Satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Fair. Heโs more Sister of No Mercy than Holy Father.
But just in caseโฆ I imagined the full Church of Trump anyway. AI robes, loyalty liturgy, grievance gospel.
๐ Satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Pope Josh I went out with powdered sugar on his robes.
Meanwhile, I imagined Pope Donald I...grievance gospel, gold-plated throne, and sacramental cheeseburgers.
๐ Full satire here:
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Pope Fuckface the First... honestly not far off.
So I ran with it...AI robes, gold throne, sacramental cheeseburgers and all.
๐ What if Trump really were the Pope?
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From Pope Innocent to Pope Indicted.
Had to write it out:
AI vestments, grievance gospel, and Diet Coke communion.
๐ Full satire:
thinkbeyondpolitics.com/trump-as-pope-satire
#ThinkBeyondPolitics #TrumpPope #Satire #GospelAccordingTo
Pope Fuckface the First... honestly not far off.
So I ran with it...AI robes, gold throne, sacramental cheeseburgers and all.
๐ What if Trump really were the Pope?
thinkbeyondpolitics.com/trump-as-pope-satire
#ThinkBeyondPolitics #Satire #TrumpPope #GospelAccordingTo
๐คฃ True.
But if you want the full absurdity, golden throne, loyalty oaths, sacramental cheeseburgers...I wrote it out.
๐ What if Trump were the Pope?
thinkbeyondpolitics.com/trump-as-pope-satire
#ThinkBeyondPolitics #Satire #TrumpPope #GospelAccordingTo
Exactly. But that didnโt stop him from posting the robes and the throne.
So I followed the logic to its absurd conclusion:
๐ What if Trump were the Pope?
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#ThinkBeyondPolitics #Satire #TrumpPope #GospelAccordingTo
Honestly, once the AI Pope image dropped, I couldnโt not write this.
What if Trump really were the Pope?
Sacramental cheeseburgers, loyalty oaths, and grievance as gospel.
๐ Full satire here:
thinkbeyondpolitics.com/trump-as-pope-satire
#ThinkBeyondPolitics #Satire #TrumpPope #GospelAccordingTo
๐คฃ True.
But if you want the full absurdity, golden throne, loyalty oaths, sacramental cheeseburgers...I wrote it out.
๐ What if Trump were the Pope?
thinkbeyondpolitics.com/trump-as-pope-satire
#ThinkBeyondPolitics #Satire #TrumpPope #GospelAccordingTo
๐๏ธ ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐?
Not a joke. A meme his team actually posted.
So we imagined it:
Papal rallies, sacramental cheeseburgers, & loyalty as liturgy.
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