Photo of unisex public restroom sign, with commentary: I walked into this bathroom, saw the sign saying whoever just please wash your hands, and felt seen for half a second until the hand dryer turned on and tried to remove my fingerprints. The air comes out so aggressive it feels personal, blowing water up my sleeves and rearranging my soul while everyone pretends this is normal. Who decided hand drying needed jet engine power, who tested this and said yes, and why does every bathroom act surprised that hands are attached to arms. I walked into this bathroom, saw the sign saying whoever just please wash your hands, and felt seen for half a second until the hand dryer turned on and tried to remove my fingerprints. The air comes out so aggressive it feels personal, blowing water up my sleeves and rearranging my soul while everyone pretends this is normal. Who decided hand drying needed jet engine power, who tested this and said yes, and why does every bathroom act surprised that hands are attached to arms.
1. It's a relief this post didn't go TERFy.
2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings.
3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson
