Large plastic feta cheese container on a fridge shelf. Does it contain leftovers or feta cheese?
Do you live in a #granolamennonite household, or do you see a container like this in your fridge and fully expect to see feta cheese inside? @granolamennonite.bsky.social
Two yogurt containers serving as Tupperware that are labeled “not yogurt or chicken broth”
When you need to bring a big salad for the work potluck but it’s road construction season so driving is out of the question and you’re also a #granolamennonite, you have to get creative with packing to fit everything in the bike paniers.
Compost bucket and jug to collect water for your plants.
What's on your #granolamennonite kitchen counter?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you make all your memes with a free 30-day trail of internet design software.
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you wash, dry, and reuse plastic bags.
How is your relationship with plastic bags evolving, dear #granolamennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you feel guilty for washing your clothes after only one wearing.
What are my #granolamennonite people doing with their Friday nights?
Pickled beet eggs and beets on a gold-rimmed egg dish. The eggs are only a little pink.
What's on your #granolamennonite Easter table? #humblebrags only. I'll start! It's too bad these eggs from our backyard chickens, pickled with homegrown beets and plated on my great-grandmother's anniversary dish aren't as dark a beet-colored pink as I had hoped. I will try to do better next year.
YMBAGM if you save onion skins during Lent to use for egg dye at Easter.
What's your #GranolaMennonite Lenten practice?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you've considered that show repair might make a good hobby.
What's your #GranolaMennonite hobby?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you have about a hundred used twist ties in a tiny plastic tea cup in a kitchen drawer.
Where do you keep your used twist ties?
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#GranolaMennonite outed!
You might be a Granola Mennonite if your More With Less cookbook is cracked on the spine so that it automatically opens to honey baked lentils.
What's your favorite #granolamennonite recipe?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you find yourself justifying "having such a nice bike" even though it's a basic model and YOUR PRIMARY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION.
You might be a Granola Mennonite church if your Palm Sunday willow fronds can be replanted for wetland restoration.
For you, what are the signs that a church is #GranolaMennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you write your grocery shopping list on the back of used envelopes. (Shopping list includes: rolled oats, canning jar lids, sesame seeds, pickling spice, MennoTea, Fair Trade Cocoa, and "Don't forget reusable bags this time!"
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you know how to use a compostable toilet, and if you have at least considered making your own reusable toilet paper.
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you have a bag full of plastic bags.
Isn't this everyone? Or is it just us? #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if your idea of a fun second date is a full day of canning in a 95 degree kitchen. And yes you have air conditioning, but no, you don't think to turn it on.
#GranolaMennonite
What's your idea of a fun second date?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you wear Birkenstocks with socks in the winter.
Is this you? #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you try to bring your compostables home from vacation.
Give us this day our daily #GranolaMennonite meme.
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you tell your friends to bring their own "Mennonite tupperware" to dinner so they can take home leftovers. Pictured: reused yogurt containers.
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In other news, Martyrs and Chickens is starting to edge out a few of the Amish romances in Amazon's top 100 Mennonite books! Chickens vs. Bonnet Rippers--who will prevail?
You might be a granola Mennonite if you pull used paper cups out of the trash at church because you need more containers to pot the baby spider plants you're growing for the relief sale.
You might be a granola Mennonite if you have names for your chickens.
Share the names of your chickens! #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you hum 606 while mowing the lawn.
@ the folks you suspect of doing this. #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you triple the recipe and give granola to all the neighbors.
Repost if you feel seen! #GranolaMennonite
Dirkenstock: it's a sandal. It's an ice skate. It's a radical reformation of our most popular line.
From Mennonite Mission Network, the perfect footgear for a #GranolaMennonite
