Today’s Papers 172: Cover-ups, Tip-offs, Clubcard Morality, And The Government’s Emotional Support Apology A maternity trapdoor, a Speaker-shaped pratfall, a casino turned into a horticultural crime spreadsheet, and every paper selling “calm” like it’s a premium plug-in.

This piece is satire, based on real-world reporting.
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Satirical Planet News Weather: Thursday 26 February 2026 The Great Repeal of Sunshine, or How to Sell You Damp as a Lifestyle Upgrade

Fiction, satire, and meteorological spite.
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