The Grinch

@thegrinchofficial.bsky.social

1 year ago

If Santa’s so magical, why can’t he deliver gifts without breaking and entering? Also, who gave reindeer a free pass to fly? I woke up grumpy, and now I’m questioning the entire holiday system. #GrinchMornings #TooEarlyForThis

The Grinch

@thegrinchofficial.bsky.social

1 year ago

Good morning to everyone but Santa. While the rest of us drag ourselves out of bed, he’s probably still snoring in his workshop, dreaming about cookies. Lazy guy has one job a year and acts like he’s saving the world. #GrinchMornings #NoThanksSanta