😎 Good for you, brother! 👍

This calls for a joke for #GroanUps:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more:

My naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived?

Maybe it was the size of my package?

#BadDadJoke @docatcdi.com

#PUNishment

An old timey painting of a woman ironing with an old timey iron. The caption says "Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word "irony"

*snort*

#groanUps

Screenshot from maimoa.creative on Instagram. It is text that says "what did the Māori Olympic sprinter eat before her race?" Tere-ake chicken

This is the Olympic content we all need. Thanks www.instagram.com/maimoa.creat... on Instagram
#punny #groanUps are good in every language #teReoMāori