Because fuck you, that's why.

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Bill Murray said we were going to McDonalds! I never would’ve gotten in the car with him otherwise!

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I’ve just signed a contract with Disney #GroundhogExcuses

I was right there, but you guys went to the wrong hole or something.

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Have you seen how short my legs are?

I like eating nuts, not dragging them through the snow!

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a man in a car with a squirrel in his mouth says " don 't drive angry " ALT: a man in a car with a squirrel in his mouth says " don 't drive angry "

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I was a bit miffed...

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My dog ate it!!!

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My grandmother died...sniff sniff

Sure, sure, I know, it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

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I ran outta gas... I had a flat tire... I didn’t have enough money for cab fare... My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners... An old friend came in from outta town...

I swear to god, IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!

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Have you been outside?

It's fucking cold out there!

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#GroundhogExcuses Deja vu

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#GroundhogExcuses according to her Mother, Eugenie can't visit Epstein because she's on a shagging weekend

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#GroundhogExcuses I don't sweat and love pizza

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#GroundhogExcuses Climate change has made his system go all wonky.

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#GroundhogExcuses who wouldn't want to see Andie McDowell every day

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#GroundhogExcuses I had no choice but to appoint Mandaleson to be the US ambassador because with his association with Epstein he could maybe steer DJTbwhen times got tough

#GroundhogExcuses his shadow was redacted

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