A screenshot from a cartoon in which Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is seen head and shoulders looking to left of screen. Subtitle: "I'll put out the fire."
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Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) stands in front of a background of brown and black spots that look like the plastic veneer of a kitchen counter. Looking upward, he gestures with hands open, palms up. He has a sheepish grin on his face, "Now, I ask you...what're you gonna DO?"
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Since @jjakala.bsky.social forgot...
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Silver Age panel. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is on his knees, shaking as he pulls a large yellow lever toward him. "I've shut it off!" he says triumphantly. Narration, "With a wrench of mighty muscles, he yanks down on the lever."
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Ah, so we're going with the #HalJordanRuinsEverything approach. I'm in.
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Beware his power.
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I'm not sure True Detective: Lanterns was something anyone actually asked for
But at least they made Hal Jordan an absolute dick, which tracks. #HalJordanRuinsEverything
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All white background shows the disembodied head of Silver Age Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) in the lower right. He looks slightly downward with a know-it-all grin as he says, "You see, at the time that I gave AMAZO back his stolen super-powers, I mentally willed the DEFEAT FACTOR in our bodies to transfer itself to AMAZO the moment it was displaced by our returning success factor! Otherwise we might have had the battle of our lives to defeat AMAZO!"
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Silver age panel. On a beach near the waterline, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is wearing a red speedo lying on his back. Leaning down next to him is Tom Kalmaku, also in a swimsuit, as he’s trying to remove the green ring off Hal’s finger. Hal says, “Here – – try and remove the ring!“ Tom replies, “I see what you mean! Any other position would be awkward! “Hmm—it proves that even when you’re unconscious, you’re a better man than the SHARK!“ And in the lower right corner, it says “The end.“
Opening title of “Twin Peaks” only the title is #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
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From Marvel’s “Not Brand Eech!” is a panel of the Green Candle standing in the middle of the snow covered Himalayan mountains. He’s wearing yellow gloves and has green power rings on every finger and thumb. He has just apparently transported onto the spot and with cartoonish wide eyed surprise says, “OOPS! Would you believe I miscalculated somewhere? If these nutty rings backfire on me once more – – I’m gonna switch to a MICKEY MOUSE WATCH!”
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Silver age panel with an all orange background. Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, looks at a woman and says, “IONA, listen – – you must trust me! I’ve got to return to the surface now ALONE! But everything will be all right! Just trust me – –“ Not knowing any better, the woman replies, “Of course, GREEN LANTERN!“
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A hand with a yellow bullet is held out to what is clearly a certain Green Lantern uniform. The person attached to the hand says, "Yellow...." Green Lantern Hal Jordan says, "No wonder he broke through my shield.”
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Reading Absolute Green Lantern vol. 1 and how dare they make Guy Gardner hot.
Also, as per usual #HalJordanRuinsEverything
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Sure this kinda qualifies as another example of #HalJordanRuinsEverything, but I’m pretty sure this is mostly another showcasing of Ollie’s #WhitePeopleProblems 🤷♂️
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Green Arrow holds up the sharp tip of an arrow, smiling and saying, "--I haven't shot an ARROW for DAYS! I'm getting WITHDRAWAL symptoms!" Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, is behind him on the right side of the panel and says, "I ALSO have a problem--"
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Silver age Green Lantern Hal Jordan appears to be in a Eastern European nation outside of a barn where two men eye him suspiciously as he points his power ring beam at the head of an old lady and says, “No, Madam! My name is GREEN LANTERN, and I’m from America! And I’m – –er – – looking for a STAMP…!” The woman replies “A stamp? Goodness me! I don’t have one….“
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Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, is hovering over a city street where there seems to be at least a building and a parking lot destroyed, if not more. He’s pointing his ring over some powerlines and somebody off panel narrates, “Anybody seen HAL?“
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Outside Ferris Aircraft, we see Hal Jordan and Carol Ferris walk away in the background hand in hand. In the foreground, the close-up of a man with his head down looking sad. He’s wearing a construction helmet with a big F and the last name of Davis on it he thinks, “Why NOW, Jordan? Why the hell did you have to come back NOW? Why must you always SPOIL everything?“
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A pretty pixelated, rough, scanned panel from an old Justice League of America issue. They are in their satellite, and Superman is standing at the end of the table where a gavel rests just by his left hand. In the foreground looking towards Superman is the silhouettes of Batman and Wonder Woman and sitting to Superman‘s left is Green Lantern, Hal Jordan. Superman says, “…to make it OFFICIAL and grant THE FLASH a formal LEAVE OF ABSENCE from his JLA duties! I trust there will be no OBJECTIONS? Green Lantern says, “Cut the FORMALITIES, SUPERMAN – – we’re talking about IRIS…someone we ALL knew…someone I LOVED like a SISTER!“
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Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, and Green Arrow are seen in close-up as they ride inside a large green bubble. Green lantern says, “OK, you have a CHOICE! I can shoo you HOME – –“ Green Arrow interrupts, “– – or I can accompany you into the TWIST to go AFTER whoever, WHATEVER that was!“ Green Lantern says, “No CHOICE! My SPACE SECTOR has been VIOLATED!“
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Tony Stark turns his head towards a man behind him wearing a blue uniform and is dropping a sweeper broom. This man is probably just a janitor named "Hal", but it's possible he may be a certain test pilot famous for ruining everything. Tony Stark: Hal? Hal Jordan: Yes, sir? Tony Stark: Take off your clothes. Hal Jordan: I beg your pardon?
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Silver age panel. Narration: “But as GL dives in for the ‘kill’….“ Green Lantern Hal Jordan flies downward to chase the Flash, Barry Allen, only to realize that he’s running with a large umbrella. Green Lantern thinks, “Uh? GREAT GUARDIANS! He’s using the umbrella as a SHIELD! It’s YELLOW – – and my ring can’t penetrate it!“
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Silver age panel of the Justice League. Narration: “As one, ATOM and HAWKMAN, FLASH, and BATMAN turn toward the EMERALD CRUSADER….” Metal strips covered in yellow glue are wrapping themselves around our heroes. Batman asks, “What are you waiting for, GREEN LANTERN?” “Here’s the chance you wanted,” says Flash. “ACTION,” exclaims the Atom. Hawkman says, “POWER RING us loose!“ Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, replies, “You guys must be kidding!“
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