"Ooh," squeaked #HappyClappyFairy bouncing with #delight. "#Athena is going to be at the bar tonight? Is it a #special occasion? I must ask if I can get a lock of her hair and #frame it..."
#GrumpySwearyFairy sighed. "Another &*$%ing fangirl. She'll be *so* pleased."
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"I love going #native with herdsmen," smiled #HappyClappyFairy. "The way your #breath mists #white in the morning, the sleeping under open stars, the..."
"...dawn #chorus of rotten &*$%ing flatulence after a bean supper," gasped #GrumpySwearyFairy.
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"My #dear," said #HappyClappyFairy, "are you drunk again? No way can a #polar bear play the #piano and... oh."
#GrumpySwearyFairy smirked into her pint as HCF's jaw hit the floor.
Isbjørn sat, flexed his claws, and his #sibling picked up the mic.
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"It's a bit #stuffy," beamed #HappyClappyFairy. "like an #akhlut's settled down in the #palace #strong-room. Shall we open a window?"
"It's Henry's &*$%ing cabbage soup," grimaced #GrumpySwearyFairy. "We'd be better off evacuating before he does."
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"Oh dear," said #HappyClappyFairy sadly. "I think I've offended him."
"I know," said #GrumpySwearyFairy, "you're trying to be #kind, but #zoom-ing in to say the pen's mightier than the #sword, when Lancelot hasn't #slept for three days was always going to be a &*$%ing mistake."
"Why's the bar's not &*$%ing #open #yet?" said #GrumpySwearyFairy.
"I think," beamed #HappyClappyFairy, "you mean #duck-ing." She turned to the barman. "Assume your #position my good man, and two beers please!"
"Like &*$% I do. And make it four!"
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