Imagine spending 8 hours a day thinking about destruction #headexplodes
#thegoldendome

A still from the film Scanners. A man is writhing in excruciating pain, just moments before his head explodes.

Just submitted some #BloodPressure readings to my doctor for annual review.
Gave them all as 120/70 except for one outlier of 153/95 for authenticity.

Reminds me of the time a nurse took my BP in my early hospital days - 220/140 - & I was told not to stand again until a doctor saw me!
#HeadExplodes

THEY ALL VOTED FOR HIM AND NOW WE SUFFER

#5248 #Brexit #Remain #Leave #HeadExplodes

Wait what?! Now SW Europe has taken up storm names? Oh great, even more fragmentation.

#HeadExplodes

Pro-tip: Clodagh = Nils = Gorm #manynames #headexplodes #confusion

And so another awesome working week ends. Have a great weekend all' #headexplodes

Know what'll fuck you up? Spell-checking a document loaded with Welsh names at 6:30 on the Friday just before Christmas. #headexplodes

Live and Let Die! #headexplodes #007 #sfoutsidelands #fest300

Juan Atkins playing Sueno Latino #headexplodes

Juan Atkins playing Sueno Latino #headexplodes http://t.co/OmCuYBnGVH

some of the messageSecurityVersion values are probably even too large to fit in a single tweet #headexplodes #wcf

This cannot be happening: sitting with Jesus & Mary Chain while listening to Sisters Of Mercy. #headexplodes

This cannot be happening: sitting with Jesus & Mary Chain while listening to Sisters Of Mercy. #headexplodes

Gingrich: "Poor Children Have No Habits Of Working And Ha... <b>What a douche.</b>

NOT TO MENTION THE CASUAL COMMENT THAT IN REALLY POOR NEIGHBORHOODS THE ONLY WORK IS ILLEGAL. http://bit.ly/uqhFVq #headexplodes