Slept through National Hotdog Day like it wasn’t a full-blown federal emergency.
Now the files are gone, the mustard’s warm, and nobody’s talking.
We’ll never know which wiener did it.
#NationalHotDogDay #WheresTheFiles #HotDogGate #DepartmentOfDissent #PoliticalArt #WeenieLeaks #AmericanMystery
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