To be funnier than you
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Even most animals are smart enough not to stand in front of a train

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Gangsta style
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Don't expect a cat to like anything

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I’d advise against reading to it #HowNOTToTrainYourPet

a white goat is standing in a grassy field with its tongue out . ALT: a white goat is standing in a grassy field with its tongue out .

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Don't even think about doing it.

Using your weird hand
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voodoo is off limits
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Even Rafiki knew better than to hold Simba facing him

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expecting too much is problematic
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Reminds me of someone I used to know....

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a horse is running on a track with a billboard in the background that says ' louis vuitton ' on it ALT: a horse is running on a track with a billboard in the background that says ' louis vuitton ' on it

#HowNOTToTrainYourPet - racing traffic on the freeway

Hey BlueSky, Let's See Some More
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using catnip 🌱
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two men are standing in a store talking to each other and the words hello polly are on the screen ALT: two men are standing in a store talking to each other and the words hello polly are on the screen

I told you to PLAY dead!

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a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a dog with a stick in its mouth ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a dog with a stick in its mouth

#HowNOTToTrainYourPet - with logic

Godzilla casually munching on a passenger train in the middle of some flaming ruins.

#HowNOTToTrainYourPet Feeding it trains from the table.

a child in a red plaid jacket is standing in the snow next to a cat . ALT: a child in a red plaid jacket is standing in the snow next to a cat .

#HowNOTToTrainYourPet - with malice towards moving kids

a hamster is drinking water from a metal bottle . ALT: a hamster is drinking water from a metal bottle .

Okay, keep practicing with the water bottle, for now...

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#HowNOTToTrainYourPet By Letting Them Do It Themselves

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Small, angry looking gray cat wearing a crocheted harness and beer can holder combination. I don't pity the asshole who did that, because they deserve whatever merciless vengeance they receive.

#HowNOTToTrainYourPet Forcing it to wear a crocheted beer can holder for the amusement of your dirtbag drinking buddies. You will suffer terrible consequences until one of you dies.

a woman wearing a santa hat has the words stop trying to make " fetch " happen below her ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat has the words stop trying to make " fetch " happen below her

Negative reinforcement

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#HowNOTToTrainYourPet Thinking You Can Train A Cat AT ALL!!!!!!!

Just because it's said an owl is #BirdHardwareCatSoftware , do not feed them cat treats.🦉💢

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#TalkieTags #HashtagGame

🎞️ suisochakenkou on Twitter (wish they were here)

Bribery
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How To Play Fetch
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To fetch your hat...

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Dance Lessons...