Be My Old Fart b/w If I Write It Down (Big Stir Digital Single No. 89), by Dolph Chaney 2 track album

For the one you wanna grow grey and gassy with...

"Be My Old Fart"

produced by Michael Simmons
on Big Stir Records

bigstirrecords.bandcamp.com/album/be-my-...

#valentinesday #howromantic

Just glimpsed a young couple saying goodbye in the street below my office window. Thought he was kissing her on the hand, but it turned out he was just having a suck on her vape. #HowRomantic

"We sent Ashley"
Bitch I said I ain't a Stan, gtfoh here I don't follow orders or give em...
Remember when I looked like this?!
I could actually look like this again. 🤔

Remember I call the dog "boss man" too & there's a password to this place. I'll raise the dead to cut you down.
#howromantic

Anyone else absolutely LOVE #cicadaseason ?!

So grateful to these beauties for contributing to my #bugbouquets 🥰

#vultureculture #queerartist #wearenotworthy #vendor #bonelady #howromantic #bzzzzzzzz @worthywearenot (IG)a

*giggle* Looking at my tumblr archive page - the cat in wizard hat & robe is underneath Wishbone with a rose in his mouth. #howromantic

"@JRsportsaholic: "@msprissduck: Um, me and @JRsportsaholic are gonna need that boychild ASAP. LLS"<~ #putuporshutup"<~#howromantic lol