#IAmNaughtyWhen when you ring my dinger
Bitmoji of me in light blue jeans jacket, short grey hair, big glasses, holding a beer in a big mug in one hand and a martini in the other.
#IAmNaughtyWhen ever I want to be.
#IAmNaughtyWhen my vanity takes over
#IAmNaughtyWhen the day of the week ends in DAY
#IAmNaughtyWhen
No-one is looking
#IAmNaughtyWhen I lose it with visitors and yell "If I hear the word narrative again you're all out the door you bunch of boring farts. Belt up or beat it!"
#IAmNaughtyWhen I eat all the chocolate from the advent calendar and blame it on the ghost of Christmas past.
#IAmNaughtyWhen it's bath time.
Dussé-je essayer, madame, je ne pourrais résister à cette Vénus sortant de la mer !
#IAmNaughtyWhen I give snobby posh Auntie Agatha a bottle of gin for Christmas because she likes to dance on it.
#IAmNaughtyWhen I'm asleep.
#IAmNaughtyWhen I'm awake.
And I have no regrets.
#IAmNaughtyWhen soe'er I provoke thee. Likest thou not these abs? Of pure manliness are such washboards made, my vixen!
#IAmNaughtyWhen 😼 I've had enough of the dog. 🐶
#IAmNaughtyWhen I want Mistress to punish me
#IAmNaughtyWhen you want me to be😉
#IAmNaughtyWhen you need deez nuts
#IAmNaughtyWhen I'm on the train and phone the driver and tell him to watch out because there's an idiot on the line. 📱🚆🥴
#IAmNaughtyWhen The daytime drinking returns for the festive season.
#IAmNaughtyWhen I have a cheat meal to break the boring diet.
#IAmNaughtyWhen Left alone with some wool.
#IAmNaughtyWhen
I am in the queue..
#IAmNaughtyWhen My age ends in a zero🤦♂️
#IAmNaughtyWhen I’ve had a few.
#IAmNaughtyWhen I'm not being myself🤦♂️
#IAmNaughtyWhen the Elf on the Shelf isn't watching
#IAmNaughtyWhen the work snitch catches me.
#IAmNaughtyWhen
At Lunch time
#IAmNaughtyWhen It’s time to be naughty
#IAmNaughtyWhen
On the Naughty step
#IAmNaughtyWhen Faced with a bar of chocolate, a glass of wine or a pack of pork scratching.….. I mean who isn’t?
#IAmNaughtyWhen I’m not nice