#linkinbio #collage #collageart #ponderlust #nobelpeaceprize #noblepiss #iamusemyself #humor #fdt #fuckdonaldtrump #politicalart #worstpresidentever

#AcrosticJanuary #humour #IAmuseMyself 😝

Damn, this poem is good!
Rhapsody of
Awesome
Meaning;
Acrostic that is
Thrilling,
Inspiring – excuse me, I’m
Crying

My marriage is weird. We name things. e.g. a garden tool for lopping of branches is "Cyndi." Anything that comes in a 2pack is called a "Shakur." Today I named my new XL shop vac fElon because it both REALLY sucks AND REALLY blows. #resist #everylittlebitcounts #Iamusemyself

Pic of current NFL Football game Chiefs v Bills text: "WHY DO I LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL? CAUSE I LOVE WATCHING MEN IN TIGHTS RUN UP AND DOWN THE FIELD CHASING A BALL LOL!" *original quote by me

#Chiefs #Bills #NFL #MenInTights #Football #IamuseMyself
I ❤️💙❤️ watching playoff football...mmmmm LMAO *no disrespect to men intended

Oops, my bad @listifications.app nope they didn't block me they were notifying me lol. I said no harm no foul... #Boomer
#NewTechIsHard
#IamuseMyself

Oops, my bad @listifications.app nope they didn't block me they were notifying me lol. I said no harm no foul...
#Boomer
#NewTechIsHard
#IamuseMyself

What do you call a tiny little man in a red hat who rides the Paris subway with astonishing regularity?

A Metro Gnome

#comedygold #pun #punster #iamusemyself

Godzilla Plus Won amirite

#Oscars2024 #Oscars #GodzillaMinusOne #IAmuseMyself

Every time I see Gene Steratore ref, I secretly call him "Skelator" all game #HeMan #IAmuseMyself

Be sure to check out my little joke on pages 4-5 of this morning's Daily News #iamusemyself