I just started doing a standup set in someone else’s thread, and about three posts in, I stopped and went “wtf am I doing,” and typed this instead, which I think is real progress 🤓
#lol #ibelike #BlueSky #socialmedia
I just thought to myself, "Jesus, why do I suddenly feel so #lonely??" and realized it was because my #headphones were charging, and the fact that that's what it was honestly kind of fucked me up 😵💫
I guess the people in my ears keep me company? 😅
#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike
I told my buddy Kai, “You seem tired of my chattering.”
He said, “I’m just tired in general, I think.”
And I said, “That’s not a denial.”
And then he shot me SUCH a look that I just hushed and got on #BlueSky 😅
#lol #PNW #whatimlike #ibelike
#LifeHack:
If someone asks, "Hey, can you watch my stuff for a minute while I run to the restroom?" or whatever, there's a very good chance that if you answer immediately, "Absolutely, and I won't go through it at all," they will rescind the ask 🤣
Tested & tried 🤓
#PNW #lol #whatimlike #ibelike
Every so often, my dumb, pattern-recognizing monkey-brain thinks it would be cute to try to add up all the #men I’ve slept with, & it always ends in the same embarrassing overflow-error, which translates roughly to:
“Oof!”
😅
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #lol #ibelike #whatimlike #sex #bodycount
Amen, brother
Words I live by:
"It just feels like, if there's no reward, then why should I be on good behavior at all?"
🤣
youtu.be/TOq0dzxouts?...
#SNL #PDD #PleaseDon'tDestroy #lol #hilarious #relatable #ibelike #RamiMalek
I'm high-strung, which is my problem, but I try not to be high-maintenance, which is making it everyone else's problem 🤔
How successful am I? Well... not for me to say, really. I do try, though! 😅
#ibelike #whatimlike #personality
I'm 38, but look much younger, and if you know what's good for you, when you hear that I'm 38, you'll bring that second part up unprompted 🤓
#lol #aging #30something #thirtysomething #crediblethreat #lifehack #ibelike
@louayrewriter.bsky.social thought I was kidding, and now I know what short stories she's reading. Try me 🤓
#WriteSky #writers #writer #IBeLike
"I didn't mean that!" followed immediately by...
We can't help ourselves. Because we DID mean that, and we're not gonna tell you we didn't mean it if we did, even though what we know we should say to you is "I didn't mean that." Can't say that, though, because we did mean it.
The moments of relatability in #Pluribus just keep stacking up for me...
If I had a $ for every time I've said, "I didn't mean that... no, well, fuck, yes, I did mean that, but..." I wouldn't have to beg for a #writing job in unseemly way I always seem to have to 😅
#streaming #AppleTV+ #IBeLike
Now, folks seem to know better, but ALL the time when I was a kid, people would ask me:
"Would you rather be happy or right?"
And I always thought it was the dumbest fucking question I'd ever heard, every time, bc how could you BE either without being the other? 🤔
#personallore #kids #IBeLike
K. Cook & Cats, Co. which is four cats and me, a catty person (cat-person for short). At your service 💁♀️🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛
This is what it's like being my friend 😅
#KCookandCatsCo #personallore #IBeLike
I'm actually delighted and super-flattered by 'a puppy with thumbs,' which I think is a way nicer characterization than what most people would offer, especially when pressed 🤣
I get c-word a lot, #lol 😆
Every time a #Christian tries to evangelize to me or share the #gospel, they are HORRIFIED to find that my energy is, 'Oh, good! I've been looking for someone to fight with about this dumb shit! Have at you!'
They're usually WAY not ready for it, #lol 🤣
#Christianity #Christians #TheBible #IBeLike
Look at this photograph 🎶 It’s a photo of a photograph 🎶
Well, aside from the fact that I’m nearly 40, I kinda like how this new banner encouraging people to go read our Fantastic Four review turned out, metatextually speaking 😅
#lol #BlueSky #socialmedia #serendipity #ibelike #c’estmoi
I’ll tell you if otherwise, but a good rule of thumb is:
I’m probably not the hill for you to die on, bc I’ll die on any hill 😅
That’s real as shit btw #lol 😆
#ibelike #tellingonmyself #personalitydisorder #troublemaker #ne’erdowell #incorrigible
I’m at that #age where the first thing I’m checking on a person I’m attracted to is ring finger, but I have the sort of disposition where that data doesn’t necessarily change the trajectory or timbre of my behavior even a little 😅
#ibelike #relationships #single #dating #marriage #incorrigible #lol
When someone suddenly talk to me like that. #Ibelike …#fursuit #furry #furryfandom #wolforez #fursona #furrycommunity #kemono #fursuitdance #dance #viral #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #foryoupage #viraldance #trending #trend
