#Parody #ICESCREAM2025 #ICETruckChronicles #KristiNoem
Noem Churned Reality™
They told Kristi Noem, “You scream, I scream”
And she really said, “Great, let’s send ICE into a preschool.”
Ma’am this is a Baskin-Robbins.

ICE SCREAM — So cold, even Ben & Jerry ghosted Noem
www.cnn.com/interactive/...

#Parody #ICESCREAM2025 #MakeICEScreamGreatAgain
#ICETruckChronicles
“ICE SCREAM”
—Kristi Noem, entering an elementary school with a badge, a camera crew, and no shame
#ColdHeartedVanilla #MAGAChurnedMadness
#TailsFromTheICETruck

#Parody #KristieNoem “Doggone: Stand Your Ground” / ICE SCREAM Saga
#DoggoneTheMovie #ICESCREAM2025 #MAGAMom
#StandYourGroundPup #GhostOfCricket #DOGGONEWeak
#MAGAChurnedMadness #TailsFromTheICETruck
#PawsAndSecondAmendments #NoemIfYouHearMe