Breaking News: The puppy bowl to be held in a secret location.
#Noem #GhostOfCricket

#Parody #Hamlet #Bark2TheFuture #PuppyGate2025
#GhostOfCricket
[Enter Pup's Ghost]
“Alas was I not loyal? Did I not fetch?
Yet shot—untrained, unnamed, unsung.
To bark or not to bark?
My crime puppyhood
And she—my slayer—seeks a throne
Beneath #Trumps golden hairspray?
#PawsAndSecondAmendments

#Parody #KristieNoem “Doggone: Stand Your Ground” / ICE SCREAM Saga
#DoggoneTheMovie #ICESCREAM2025 #MAGAMom
#StandYourGroundPup #GhostOfCricket #DOGGONEWeak
#MAGAChurnedMadness #TailsFromTheICETruck
#PawsAndSecondAmendments #NoemIfYouHearMe