#DoggoneTheMovie #PuppyGate2025 #Bark2TheFuture
BREAKING: Kristi Noem says she "met" Kim Jong Un, shot her dog, and made ICE raid 3rd graders.
The only thing she hasn’t done? Scoop real leadership.

#Parody #Hamlet #Bark2TheFuture #PuppyGate2025
#GhostOfCricket
[Enter Pup's Ghost]
“Alas was I not loyal? Did I not fetch?
Yet shot—untrained, unnamed, unsung.
To bark or not to bark?
My crime puppyhood
And she—my slayer—seeks a throne
Beneath #Trumps golden hairspray?
#PawsAndSecondAmendments

#Parody ICE Cold Kristie Noem raids elementary school!

#FrozenFascism #DictatorDrizzle #GOPGuiltTrip
#ColdHeartedVanilla#ICETruckChronicles
#NoemRemorseNone
#Bark2TheFuture
#PuppyGate2025
#SecondAmendmentScoop