#Parody #KristieNoem #IceTruckChronicles

BREAKING SKULLS!

Kristi Noem says she "met" Kim Jong Un, shot her dog, and made ICE raid 3rd graders.
The only thing she hasn’t done?

SCOOP real leadership! #BittaTruth
#ICEScream2026
#MAGAChurnedMadness #TailsFromTheICETruck
#PawsAndSecondAmendments

#Parody #Hamlet #Bark2TheFuture #PuppyGate2025
#GhostOfCricket
[Enter Pup's Ghost]
“Alas was I not loyal? Did I not fetch?
Yet shot—untrained, unnamed, unsung.
To bark or not to bark?
My crime puppyhood
And she—my slayer—seeks a throne
Beneath #Trumps golden hairspray?
#PawsAndSecondAmendments

#Parody Ice raids elementary school in Operation Waffle Cone!
* Tracking down unlicensed sprinkles and un-American toppings.
* “Join the Department of ICE CREAM™ — Because Liberty Never Melts Alone.”
#DOGGONEWeak #MAGAChurnedMadness
#TailsFromTheICETruck #PawsAndSecondAmendments #NoemIfYouHearMe

#Parody #KristieNoem “Doggone: Stand Your Ground” / ICE SCREAM Saga
#DoggoneTheMovie #ICESCREAM2025 #MAGAMom
#StandYourGroundPup #GhostOfCricket #DOGGONEWeak
#MAGAChurnedMadness #TailsFromTheICETruck
#PawsAndSecondAmendments #NoemIfYouHearMe