Sigh…I hate capitalism, what’s that? Why would a rich politician hate it? Well, because then I have to pay the storm troopers, and sign pay checks, allow career advancement, health benefits…#TheBoredSimmer #IHateBeingMayor #TheSims4

Why do people keep complaining to me about “the state of #BoredVille” what am I supposed to do? It’s not my job to fix it, it’s all “the aliens are abducting us” “the werewolves are howling too loudly I can’t sleep” or wait what do you mean its my job max?!#TheBoredSimmer #IHateBeingMayor #TheSims4

So, we had a rat problem in #BoredVille we brought in cats, they took over we brought in dogs then tigers, then bears, now I’m not sure how we’re gonna deal with them, max, You said you had an idea? Uh…max? MAX! *angry dinosaur noises* #TheSims4 #TheBoredSimmer #IHateBeingMayor #DinoOops

Hi, my name is #BennjaminBBoredington and I would like to talk to you about our #sims today. Would you eat this? Biting into a block of rock textured excuse for food for EVERY MEAL. For a small donation, you can free us from #BoredVille #cook #cooking #snack #TheSims4 #gaming #IHateBeingMayor