My favorite time of year is November through February.
& every year I get in a funk bc of idiot people and an undiscoverable strand of my own hair trapped under my sweater. #November #IMPKS
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I gave a piece of my bday cake to a friend at the bank. His bday is tmrw. I walked out the door and my stomach growled. I went to the post office & (not knowing I was hungry) they gave meat & cheese. #IMPKS #July 🦀
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Of all the super powers I have the one I loathe is thinking of someone or mentioning someone's name and then they come to or call the office within 24 hrs. #TheOfficeIRL #IMPKS
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I'll think some things I'll never say like who lifts weights anyway? Just pound yourself some avocados with a potato masher. #IMPKS
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Purple shirt Orange writing Says: barely tolerable
Slightly tanned legs in black shorts sitting in a green chair. Back of shoe says Karma
Green Adirondack chair with adult human hand on arm rest to show scale
I'm very fond of walking, I'm also very fond of riding a stand up bike, and I'm now very fond of this tiny Adirondack chair. (post) #ScenesFromABikeRide #PrideAndPrejudice #IMPKS #June It fits my lower back like a glove.
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While signing documents with clients & my boss said to put an "X" or check on a line. Lady put a check, then drew a line across it, making an X. He said "that's okay it's a chex" and I said "I prefer to make my puppy chow with crispex instead of chex." #TheOfficeIRL #IMPKS
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You ever put in your first contact and not be sure if it's in your eye so you close your other eye & see if you can see out of the eye your supposed to be able to see from? #HappyTuesday #IMPKS
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Reminiscing on the 4 day weekend that has passed followed by the most Monday of a Tuesday ever and my favorite part was when the boy at the deli told me it was his last day & he was going to miss hearing me make fun of my mom. #May #IMPKS
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Almost got hit by a Mach E (electric mustang) a la Andy hitting Dwight with a prius, bc it was so quiet. 😂 #HappySaturday #IMPKS #TheOffice
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I can't eat strawberry pretzel salad. But I can drink a strawberry pretzel salad protein shake. #IMPKS
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Of course I cut the tip of my pinky on a Manila folder. The worst I ever have. Goes to work for 4 hrs, gets injured 7x. #IMPKS
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😹 saw grandma today. It had been many moons. She was excited to be out & we bonded over waking up & not knowing what day it was #April #IMPKS
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Co-worker: are you coughing because you have a cold?
Me: nope, just choking on an almond skin. #April #IMPKS
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My favorite part of the day is presenting a physcial copy of a spreadsheet to my boss at 4pm, pointing at a number, and realizing my hand is bleeding & idk why. #IMPKS
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Look who I dug out of the snow today... 😹😹😹 #March #IMPKS #NoDuckLeftBehind #HappySaturday
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For a day I'd like to be a squirrel, so I can feel what it's like to jump from one tree to the next. IRL I'm always going out on the limb, but never leaping. #IMPKS
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One if my favorite past times is showing clients pictures of my femur fragments & them showing me their x-rays in return. #IMPKS
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Opened it, got lost in it, co-worker stole my 1230 lunch spot, 130 showed up at 100, stayed til 220, so thank goodness for that post office bagel. #IMPKS
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The universe be like:
we're gonna make the ground a sheet of ice then make you walk with a shovel and then have your crush drive by to REALLY test your balance. #February #IMPKS
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If you're short don't feel bad. It's not all that fun being tall, wearing a winter beanie w/a pompom on top, and hitting your head on the lights in the coffee shop bathroom. #IMPKS #February
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Someone with long fingernails sat at my desk, used my mouse & dug their thumb nail into it. The rubber peeled off. This is my life now. #IMPKS
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I believe I am my best self, my truest self during the 7:00 am and 7:00 pm hours, bc that is the month I was born. #IMPKS
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Just one of those #IMPKS
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