#IdGoToMarsIf Someone would put a bus service on. It’s only a few miles away.
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#IdgotoMarsif it had funky bars

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#IdGoToMarsIf your panties match your bra...

#IdGoToMarsIf It had a beach.

#IdGoToMarsIf they restored passenger train service there.

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#IdGoToMarsIf I knew Elon decided to stay on Earth.

Otherwise, he's welcome to get the fuck out of here.

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#IdGoToMarsIf
I can wear what I want

#IdGoToMarsIf I was nuts. Specifically, almonds.

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#IdGoToMarsIf they have cookies

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#IdGoToMarsIf
The mall had good deals

#IdGoToMarsIf it was a gateway to your anus¹.
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1. 👩‍🔬: It's Uranus, Holly².
2. 👩: that's not happening!!!

#IdGoToMarsIf I knew Mr. Blackmon would never tolerate anyone faking the funk on a nasty dunk.

#IdGoToMarsIf
I can bring my dolls

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#IdGoToMarsIf
They had candy bars

#IdGoToMarsIf Marvin the Martial wasn't such a little bitch, now with instead of "Instant Martians, Just Add Water", "Instants MAGA, just add Pee", and why Donald Trump won the election¹!!!
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1.👩‍🔬: that remains unproven, Holly!

#IdGoToMarsIf that would get me one step closer to Uranus!!!

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#IdGoToMarsIf
They had a lot of restrooms available

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#IdGoToMarsIf they had candy.

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#IdGoToMarsIf I could get there in 30 seconds.

#IdGoToMarsIf
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