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They’d get lots of complaints if the small birds were missing from the pizza!

Photo of a cat sneering.

#IfCatsHadACustomerService A smile wouldn't be included.

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService it would run 24 to 7 minutes purr day...then be offline fur loooong naps 😸👍

#IfCatsHadACustomerService, they'd get sick of serving customers quickly.

#IfCatsHadACustomerService, they'd work in a caterwaul center.

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService they would push the phone onto the floor.

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService you'd have to call the fe-line fur help...

a black cat with white eyes is laying down on a couch . ALT: a black cat with white eyes is laying down on a couch .

#IfCatsHadACustomerService I'd probably be put on hold for an hour listening to a recording of hacking up hairballs.

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService, don't expect them to answer the phone promptly.

Text: Tipping is out of control. Even my cat is asking now. Image: Cat behind a tip screen which reads "Meow" and options to add a tip or not.

#IfCatsHadACustomerService they'd do the bare minimum, which likely wouldn't be helpful, and still expect maximum or higher tip.😼

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService Did You REALLY Think It Would Be Helpful?!?!?!?!

#IfCatsHadACustomerService, don't expect them to explain what the products are.

#IfCatsHadACustomerService ……….*sigh* Every Time!!!!!!!

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No litter box?...

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Where's my treats human?!

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Dinner late again!

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