#IfIWereASpaceAlien this guy is the LAST guy I would tell

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I know exactly who's anals I'd be probing! 😈

Yeah, you know 😉

But only if you ask nicely 💋

#IfIWereASpaceAlien I'd sport purple and turquoise iridescent scales all over, with glittered aqua green speckles. Sooo fashionable! I'd be an alien trend setter for the whole galaxy. And long, teal hair.

If? Oh yes, if.

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