patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a purple eye and a red spot on his head . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a purple eye and a red spot on his head .

Me: Gifted and talented education student, scholarship recipient, boy scout, JROTC superior cadet, "student ambassador"

Also me: locks the keys in his car at least three times, this morning included

#ImADumbass #MomComePickMeUp

I keep reading Ike as Like 🤣🤦🏾 #imadumbass

I forgot to flip the camera again, so enjoy this video of my hand while Aly happily purrs and rubs her face on my phone.

#cats #catsofbluesky #Alyona #ImADumbass

Not a mistake, you want to make. Let alone 2hrs after you woke in angony.
#imadumbass #fuckchronicpain

discussing the cultural aspects of embarrassment in class, answered a question wrong and embarrassed myself. Applied learning is my passion. #school #anthropology #college #imadumbass #itstooearlyforthisshit

POV: you accidentally sacrifice one of your oldest dragon because you thought it was a boss battle that you had to use that specific dragon to fight with

#meme #roblox #dragonadventures #Imadumbass

Guess I should have continued scrolling huh... #ImADumbass

me when i dont watch the direct before i comment "me when i spread information" #oops #sorry #imadumbass

Shop my valentines collection! Now with added link Www.sarahssimulacrum.com
#valentines #smallbusiness #imadumbass

Booked the wife's vehicle in for winter tire changeover on Monday for this morning. Since it snowed Monday afternoon and now the tire shops are booking into next week, i look like a genius.....until you factor in that my vehicle will not be done until next week too. #imadumbass

Well I just learned a very valuable life lesson about Patreon.... | The B-Movie Film Vault Get more from The B-Movie Film Vault on Patreon

So I have a Patreon (that I've honestly never quite been sure what to do with) and I just stupidly deleted like, a quarter of the content I had on there. #doh #patreon #imadumbass

This happens weekly. I also sometimes see a kanji and just stop reading and end up buying a liter of drinkable yogurt instead of milk 💀 #japan #lifeinjapan #imadumbass

Thought I left my depression meds back in Spain. But they were inside a bag carrying some souvenirs I brought with me. #imadumbass

Ahahahaha shit I am so broke this month. #overspending #Imadumbass #butIlookgood