a close up of a dog wearing glasses on a table . ALT: a close up of a dog wearing glasses on a table .

#InMyNightmaresWePlay where are my glasses?

a man in a suit and plaid shirt is standing in front of a wall ALT: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is standing in front of a wall

#InMyNightmaresWePlay what that name?

two men sitting on a couch with one holding a green box that says ' a ' on it ALT: two men sitting on a couch with one holding a green box that says ' a ' on it

#InMyNightmaresWePlay monopoly, but there’s no top hat or race car!

a woman is holding a pair of scissors in her hands ALT: a woman is holding a pair of scissors in her hands

#InMyNightmaresWePlay John and Lorena Bobbit.

a soccer game is being played on a field with powerade advertisements ALT: a soccer game is being played on a field with powerade advertisements

#InMyNightmaresWePlay a 2-4-4 combination against Brazil.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay Hallmark movies 24-7

a little girl with a flower crown on her head and the words that 's not a word ALT: a little girl with a flower crown on her head and the words that 's not a word

#InMyNightmaresWePlay scrabble without vowels.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay Lawn darts.

Sixties beer ad showing two middle class couples enjoying a few cold ones while playing cards.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay bridge with my in-laws. I'm always the dummy, and have to serve the beer while my wife regales them with a detailed account of my inadequacies.

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#InMyNightmaresWePlay The Song That Never Ends on an infinite loop.

Sometimes #InMyNightmaresWePlay with those dry cleaning bags and we aren’t even careful.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay only Ray Stevens’s The Streak in our kazoo band.

#inmynightmaresweplay hide and seek.with dogs. the dogs always find you...and they are not good boys.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay “Staff The Federal Government” with the audience members from Let’s Make A Deal! Monty Hall names as Treasury Secretary the first person who has a $2 bill on them!

B&W, early sixties-ish pic of about ten people with banjos, fiddles, and guitars jamming in a small apartment.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay Nordic Death Metal

#InMyNightmaresWePlay a never-ending loop of "Copacabana."

#InMyNightmaresWePlay Broken Glass Twister

#InMyNightmaresWePlay Sandpaper Pocket Hockey

#inmynightmaresweplay you really do have my nose.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay 36D Chest.

It's like 3D Chess, but with just a couple of really nice, pointy Bishops' Heads.

a group of children are marching in a line with the words " it 's log log " written below them ALT: a group of children are marching in a line with the words " it 's log log " written below them

#InMyNightmaresWePlay with a log.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay the worst round of FMK.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay
With colors

a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man ALT: a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man

#InMyNightmaresWePlay TicTac toe, with TicTacs for toes. Tasty!

a woman is holding a playing card that says ace spades ALT: a woman is holding a playing card that says ace spades

#InMyNightmaresWePlay
Adult hashtag games

a woman wearing glasses and a wig is making a face . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a wig is making a face .

#InMyNightmaresWePlay strip poker with our grandparents.

a man wearing a yellow jacket is talking to a woman . ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket is talking to a woman .

#InMyNightmaresWePlay nonstop polka hits.

a woman in a striped shirt is screaming and holding a cell phone in her hand . ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is screaming and holding a cell phone in her hand .

#InMyNightmaresWePlay anti-charades where everyone screams all the time.

#InMyNightmaresWePlay The Floor Is Lava, And So Is The Ceiling

a group of cockroaches standing next to each other on a brick . ALT: a group of cockroaches standing next to each other on a brick .

#InMyNightmaresWePlay checkers with cockroaches as pieces. At least they get little crowns when we king them.