Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
#intheeighties
#podcast
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT: First time I had a Yorkie I grew a pube.
April 82
#yorkie
#intheeighties
#katg
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it!
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
Wankety Wank
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Geoff Capes
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
One in Pink or One in the Stink.
ROY: Right, last one. Pat Sharp?
KUNT: Stink.
NOV 82
#intheeighties
#katg
#oneinthepinkoroneinthestink
#frontbumbackbum
Anita Dobson and Brian May
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: I liked the Flying Pickets. I thought they looked like bin men
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets
On Tony Hart
KUNT: I can't imagine him sucking off a little plasticine effigy.
Mr Bennett in the other hand
ROY: Do you think that Tony Hart was like asexual?
KUNT: Nah I reckon he banged old dears n that
SEPT 1982
#takehart
#mrbennett
#intheeighties
#frippingoneoff
Part 2
ROY: But if you was out you was working nights... You might wanna ring home. Because if the opportunity arose...
KUNT: He'd do an Asquith.
ROY: Yeah. He'd be like rat up a drainpipe.
KUNT: Very promiscuous.
#daleythompson
#intheeighties
#katg
If at night ye dare to roam along the twisted, witch's backbone, avert thy gaze, meet not her eye, or cursed thy life & soon to die. #comingofagehorror #urbanlegends #InTheEighties #murdermystery #paranormal #mystery #horror #horrorauthor #mysterywriter #booksky #witches #witchesofbluesky #crows
Merry Christmas everyone! And especially @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social .
You have made 2024 so much more tolerable. And without your podcast it would've been so much harder.
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