Pornhub or Pornsnub - Steve Davis
KUNT: He's got no interest in grot whatsoever, cus he's just too busy practicing. He'd rather pot the pink on a snooker table. Yeah he'd rather pot a long brown on there, then watch, like a large man of ethnic origin ploughing away at some milfs crack.
#katg
#antennapodecho #antennapod #yearinreview #podcasts #escapecollective #twit #katg #podsaveamerica #comedybangbang
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT: First time I had a Yorkie I grew a pube.
April 82
#yorkie
#intheeighties
#katg
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it!
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
KUNT: The thing is though, if you've got furry seat covers you know, and you end up accidentally offing a prostitute, then you haven't got to go and find like a rolled up off cut of carpet have you?
ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit.
July 1982
#katg
#metoo
#inthe80s
New podcast out for March and it's a cracker!
From Kunts Facebook,
"Which 80s celebrities can handle themselves and who needs their collar felt by the Nonce Squad? It’s the return of Hard Nut or Hard Drive in March 85’s Acceptable in the 80s…"
#podcast
#katg
#inthe80s
Wankety Wank
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Geoff Capes
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
One in Pink or One in the Stink.
ROY: Right, last one. Pat Sharp?
KUNT: Stink.
NOV 82
#intheeighties
#katg
#oneinthepinkoroneinthestink
#frontbumbackbum
Anita Dobson and Brian May
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
Status quo
ROY: See that Quo are in the charts with Going Down Tonight. Cause you are you dirty cunt.
KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank?
May 1984
#statusquo
#patwickesredmank
#goingdown
#katg
ROY: I liked the Flying Pickets. I thought they looked like bin men
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets
Part 2
ROY: But if you was out you was working nights... You might wanna ring home. Because if the opportunity arose...
KUNT: He'd do an Asquith.
ROY: Yeah. He'd be like rat up a drainpipe.
KUNT: Very promiscuous.
#daleythompson
#intheeighties
#katg
ROY: Bailey, Cruise, Seleck, Sawyer
KUNT: For me, the most powerful wank engine would've been Tom Seleck
ROY: Yeah, definitely
KUNT: Did you have that?
ROY: Yeah 100%
KUNT: You don't get a tash like unless you can spurt over a metre.
ROY: Easy
KUNT: Yeah, Spurt Reynolds
October 1984
#katg
