Back in the day I was in hs english and a buddy walked into class, went to the board and wrote "contrary to popular belief Lloyd is not gay. I saw him with a woman". Lloyd responded, "Walter, you're ruining my reputation."
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KUNT: The thing is though, if you've got furry seat covers you know, and you end up accidentally offing a prostitute, then you haven't got to go and find like a rolled up off cut of carpet have you?
ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit.
July 1982
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Shout out to woods!
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New podcast out for March and it's a cracker!
From Kunts Facebook,
"Which 80s celebrities can handle themselves and who needs their collar felt by the Nonce Squad? It’s the return of Hard Nut or Hard Drive in March 85’s Acceptable in the 80s…"
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Alan Hargreaves. He was a big old unit for sure.
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A game of Doctor Doctor. Wee Jimmy Krankie
ROY: Dr Dr It's my ...
KUNT: Old ladies klopper. I'm meant to have a fresh little acorn and a bald set of plums, but there's just a rotten, sparsely haired collection of dangling meat off cuts.
JUNE 1984
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Upstairs Downstairs - Joan Armatrading
KUNT: I don't think you'd be able to see her flaps without a considerable forage.
ROY: It's probably for the best
KUNT: Do you reckon?
ROY: Mess
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Ponce or Nonce - Clark Datchler
KUNT: Why did he wanna turn back time? Go back and fiddle with himself as a kid? That's fucked up.
ROY: (laughs)
KUNT: What's the matter with you Datchler. You disgust me.
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APR 1984
ROY: Followed by Jimmy Tarbucks Christmas Allstars. Who do you reckon are them Allstars?
KUNT: They felt his collar didn't they.
ROY: Did they?
KUNT: Yeah...
(Both laughing hysterically)
Dec 1983
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ROY: Who had the biggest cock at Radio 1?
KUNT: Whispering Bob Harris.
ROY: (Laughing)
KUNT: But he didn't like to shout about it.
Nov 1983 Part 2
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ROY: Who was the other one? Mike Morris.
KUNT: He had a good tash, Mike Morris.
ROY: Do you think he could have it, Mike Morris?
KUNT: He was good in an arm wrestle.
EP 32 - APR 83
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KUNT: Funny jumpers like Giles Brandreth. He's another one!
EP 32 - APR 83
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Ponce or Nonce.
ROY: Art Garfunkel?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: There's something about his hairline?
(More laughs)
KUNT: Get away from the swings Art!
ROY: (hysterical laughter)
EP24 - AUG 1982
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ROY: I never got wanked off in a cinema.
KUNT: I did.
ROY: It don't count if you done it yourself.
KUNT: Oh.....
EP22 - JUN 1982
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KUNT: Well you look like a down syndrome Robbie Williams. Who's to say that your not pilling boys bums apart.
EP16 - DEC 1981
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ROY: Tainted love at number 2, er we've discussed -
KUNT: I think we've covered Mark Almond in depth
ROY: I think we've definitely erm...
KUNT: Like a lot of people in the early 80's
EP12 - AUG 1981
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ROY: Matthew Kelly, obviously er...
KUNT: The rumours... Never proved.
ROY: Er.. went on to do er... Stars In There Eyes.
KUNT: Yep
ROY: Er.. yeah and I remember
KUNT: Just rumours
ROY: Tonight Matthew I'm gonna be.. you know.
KUNT: Cleared.
EP8 - APR 1981
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