Barn owl leaning forward so it looks like half an apple on legs. Text: Don't you tell me what to do.
Stop harping on, telling me how to behave.
You like your bacon crispy. Well, I like my rodents crispy, too, and Owl use your dumb air fryer to do it!🦉🖕
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As Donald Trump harps on about how absolutely marvellous he is compared to other mere mortals, his behaviour suggests possibly dangerous high levels of blood sugar.
Has be overdoing the Krispy Kremes, perhaps?
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#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy I'll spare your mind by making this my last post today. Now, this will be fatal I'll try a rhyming thingy.oowah, the muses wail.
If you behave like Trump
You deserve a thump
Though to his maga base it's crispy
Heavens know what will will be
I'll pack my harp and pitchfork
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy If half the harpists behave creepily; and half the harpists' harps creak crisply; and half the harpists' have harps that are crispy; but only half the crispy harps are creaky, how many creepy harpists' harps are crispy but not creaky? Crikey!
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Afflicting my drivel on bsky as I blocked from posting for another 3 hours. I shouldn't have removed that 'harassing' post from that B1st/maga loon from this here town. They're relieved over there no doubt.
I should have behaved?No, I'll get t'harp and play some crispy tunes
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Her name was Kris, I called her Crispy.
Behaved just like some feral critter.
She played the harp sweet as a harpy.
But her heart was dark and bitter.
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Harpists behave crisply
Harpers behave prissy
Harpo behaves creepy
Hostess behaves crispy
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Funny how frozen chips turn out crispy in the air fryer but freshly cut spud ones dont. I know I sound a bit of a harpy bemoaning this, especially as it only illustrates my lack of skill when it comes to these things. I suppose it doesn't help went I don't behave by advice.
They say that well-behaved women rarely make history, but if you find one who can make a roast that's juicy on the inside and crispy on the outside, and also is a virtuoso on the harp, that's a keeper.
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👩 woke to a resounding 💥 Leaping from 🛏️, she rushed to the kitchen, ❤️ in her throat. 🔥💨PANDEMONIUM!
🙅♀️<WHAT's Going On Here?!!
Making bekfass>👶 Yeah 🐼cakes>👦
PANcakes, fool!>👧
🙎♀️<My recital is tonite! How am I to play this Harp now? It's Crispy!You MUST Learn To Behave!
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#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Christine's decision to behave like a banker resulted in her getting crispy, instead of playing the harp. What a drag.
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You'd better behave, or the angels' harps will fade away as you descend the crispy, charred highway to your final destination
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Harpo harping on on his harp about Harpies behaving harmoniously hardly happens because Harpies hardly have harmonious behavior and Harpo hardly harps on his harp, except crisply on crispy cronies, which are neither crones, nor Harpies.
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A pint of Harp won't shift this lurgy but a Bene and hot would ease the situation. I had two bottles, but being a bit of a dipsomaniac I kept having a dabble when I had no beers in the house. I intended to behave and leave the second for moments like this. Oh crispy voice
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Principal Skinner over the years kept harping for Bart to behave figuring he would turn out badly. But it would be Ralph who ended up becoming the villain calling himself I.M. Crispy.
It's not unusual behavior to relax with the crispy taste of a pint of Harp
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Crispy gnome didn't behave and got fired, they'll be no angels playing harps to mourn that lose.
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So I was in my local Welsh pub, having to behave myself - for a change. Traditional harp music played gently in the background, and feeling a bit peckish I ordered a lamb bap with crispy onions.
Mmm. Diolch yn fawr.
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Stop harping on about how crispy your pig is compared to mine, or I'll make you behave with a little time on the spit yourself!
#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Let's see if if can remember how to do this thing.
'Oh Behave' was a catchphrase of someone. I was not expecting it to be Austin Powers as I mistakenly thought it was the late, great Kenneth Williams. Whichever, they both had a sharp, crispy sense of humour.
It was a stunning musical performance that nobody expected when Crispin Glover performed "Ain't Misbehavin'" on a harp.
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Conspiracy theorists behave weirdly, such as believing that HAARP can control weather, or that vaccines designed using CRISPR are dangerous and untested.
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#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. behave
2. harp
3. crispy
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