Had a student this morning tell me to “shut (my) mouth” because I asked him to not watch wrestling videos at school. This isn’t the first time I’ve caught him, nor the first time he’s talked back to me.
#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
Pokki (slumped over a Shrine terminal): Ughhhhhhhhhh, I'm so thirsty! I've been wandering this desert for days, and I'm at my limit! All I need is a drink, just one Noble Pursuit, and I will have enough energy to move away from this Shrine and get back to civilization for another drink. Link: Okay, I don't know if this is dehydration or alcoholism, but whatever gets you out of my way, I guess.
559 - I Can Quit Anytime!
Do you have to need your fix at this specific spot?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #GerudoDesert #Shrine #ShrineQuest #dehydration #ineedadrink #NoblePursuit #getmeone #notleavingthisspot #alcoholism #idontknowwhichisworse #whatever #whateverendsthisquicker
For f*ck's sake - WE DON'T WANT GREENLAND!
#Greenland #America #Trump #Republicans #Democrats #NATO #ShutupaboutGreenland #FocusonAmericanproblems #Thiscantbereallife #Ineedadrink #Politics
To anyone who is sticking with “Dry January” while all this crazy shit is going on: well done! 👏🏼
#dryjanuary #trumpmadness #crazyworld #ineedadrink
Inside you there are two wolves. No. Inside me is a pack, that keeps its population high.
Two of them have names and they are twins.
Schadenfreude and Cherophobia.
It’s exhausting.
#mentalhealth #innerpeace #selfhelp #causalityloop #happyhour #ineedadrink
Long day? Same. 🍷💅
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Im gonna need the US government to stop giving me so much damn material to work with, thanks.
#writing #dystopia #novel #politics #fdt #ineedadrink
Mitkä bileet kestää 2h joiden aikana osa oksentaa, osa ulostaa housunsa, linnunpoikaset tulee tallatuksi ja lopuksi vielä itketään ja raivotaan niin että lokitkin pelkää? Ja selvinpäin. No tietenkin: 8v synttärit pihaleikkien merkeissä. Woodstock jää kakkoseksi. #INeedADrink
A picture of a PBR can in flowers, highly appropriate for a day when (first) Canadian fire smoke leads to an Air Quality Alert (current AQI 175) followed by a series of heavy thunderstorms. I think we'll all need a drink before the day is over.
How we all feel after a day of Canadian fire smoke triggering an Air Quality Alert followed by heavy thunderstorms.
#photography #flowers #bloomscrolling #airqualityalert #AQI175 #ineedadrink
Started this post lots of times, I don’t feel #proud of myself a lot but today is 4 years #sober for me. I worked hard to remain #DrinkFree, there has been and still are #sadly many times I feel “ #INeedADrink ” but that isn’t something I ever want to do to myself again.
The next time I get a silly notion like “I think I’ll make traditional linzer cookies for an entire team at Apple HQ”, could you all please shout at me that there’s a reason I haven’t made the damn ornery things in two decades? Thanks. 😆
#Baking #SwearingWhilstBaking
#INeedADrink
#TooManyCookies
This is not a joke:
Raise your hand if you knew that Gutzom Borglum, who sculpted Mount Rushmore, was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. These are the kinds of things you learn when you spend a stray half an hour with your ex-husband who decides to pop in on his way to somewhere else.
#INeedADrink
This is how I feel after all the news and politics of today. #canadafirst #ineedadrink #calgontakemeaway #tariffs #carney
I just took my goddaughter to the Crayola experience for her birthday, and that has reaffirmed my desire to never have children. To those who have children, you are fucking superheroes. #childfree #proudauntie #ineedadrink #CrayolaExperience
Ahh yes. The joy of realizing your book went off the rails in the beginning of act 2 without you noticing, and now that you've fixed it, you're back down to 54k words from the 62k you had yesterday.
#booksky
#writing
#author
#ineedadrink
Thermometer at 41°C
Apparently, summer has decided it isn't quite done yet...
#Barossa #Weather #INeedADrink #SouthAustralia #EndlessSummer
Legit watching Ghostbusters as a palate cleanser from The Coffee Table. I couldn't think of a more comforting movie.
#Ghostbusters #palatecleanser #ineedadrink
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@nbcnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @cnn.com @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social #trump #hitler #sos #fml #ineedadrink #hasrudysoldhisapartmentyet #lol #democracy #usa #trump #news
She's mine, and you can't have her back!
Either way, she's in!
@notquitewrite.bsky.social
#notquitewriteprize
#ineedadrink
How I'm handling waking up in 2025 #America...
Is my neighbor a na×i?
Should I start building my secret room?
#ineedadrink
#oligarchy
Does anyone know where this is? I want to book a stay here for 3 years & 11 months. #vacation #ineedadrink
If you partake in the booze booze come getchew one! #stl #bartenderlife #baristalife #shamelessgrounds #ineedadrink
Today on the cutting table: the fabric from Hell…
Pattern matching is already difficult enough with any plaid, but one where the printed stripes are offset to the woven stripes?
Diabolical!!! 😈 😭
#garmentsewing #ineedadrink
#sewing #costume
Naturally colored and flavored cocktail confetti ads a whole new level of glitz and glam to your #holidaycocktails #ineedadrink #galenaIL
