(A teal pen lies across an open journal. Across two pages, the following is written in teal ink:) INTERDIMENSIONAL BUSINESS: Business is already international. Imagine going interplanetary. Suddenly it's not "international" anymore -- it's interdimensional: you can argue about work across entirely different planes of existence. The 1‑D people? That’s customer support. You’ve called Hewlett‑Packard at 1 A.M. -- you’ve met the 1‑D people. You’re listening to Enya for an hour and a half while some *line* fails to locate your ticket number. The 2‑D guys are overwhelmingly “guys.” The paper‑pushers. Accountants, middle managers, plastic AI interfaces. WASPs and Flatlanders. The 3‑D people? That’s us. The grunt workers. The ones putting physical things in physical places. The carriers, the doers, the people making reality run. Sure, some of us still do a bit of pencil‑pushing -- accounting, banking, status reports -- but only because we haven't glommed onto how things *really" work yet. And 4‑D? Well... that’s above my pay grade. But I’m betting they're the creatives.
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Riffing on the earlier #Multinational #Business thought with my buddy Pete led me to this, that I had to record so I could transcribe properly.
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