Things I ought to do:
go into Exeter and collect a package and a repair
tackle the #ironingpile
Thing I want to do:
sit in the garden with a glass of wine and the #catpest
Decisions.
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Today is, I am sorry to say, a #BadHousekeeping day. I have to tidy up extensively, put away washing, avoid the #ironingpile and then go to buy a garden hose.
That's as exciting as it gets here today.
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I have totalled the #IroningPile:
11 blouses
5 pr trousers
2 nightdresses
1 skirt
1 pillow case
1 crocheted lace doily
1 traycloth
1 napkin
1 duster
2 tea towels
#BadHousekeeping
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You and me both re: #IroningPile today. Boooo.
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List of things I want to do:
- nothing
- sleep
- play with the #catpest
- sit in the garden with a glass of wine
- read
List of things I need to do:
- the #IroningPile
- tidy up (again)
- the bins
It's going to be the #IroningPileOfDoom, lads.
I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Right. Yesterday was very frustrating because of transport logistics.
Today will be a better day. I'm going to do exciting things like me bins and me #IroningPile
Also, please note, I was up and dressed by 8.30 on a Sunday (mainly because it's cool).
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Hm. Looks like #BadHousekeeping again today. There’s an #IroningPile and a load of washing.
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I have ironed for 2 hours 15 minutes:
2 pillowcases
2 curtains + liners
11 (eleven!) shirts
4 pr trousers
1 skirt
1 king-sized sheet
4 traycloths
4 teatowels
1 napkin
1 nightdress
4 dusters
Still to come: 3 tablecloths.
I want my lunch
#BadHousekeeping #IroningPile
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Pile of ironing about a metre tall.
In vain have I struggled. It will not do. I’m going to have to tackle the #IroningPileOfDoom
#BadHousekeeping #IroningPile
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Decided to tidy the sitting-room, went on to tidy the whole house and put away a pile of clean washing.
The #IroningPile has resurfaced.
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Vanquished the #IroningPile:
- four pillowcases
- six shirts
- three prs jeans
- frilly bit of flat sheet
- two napkins
- two teatowels
- one nightdress.
Now I deserve some flowers and maybe something nice for dinner.
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I have zapped the #ironingpile:
8 shirts
4 pr trousers
2 teatowels
3 napkins
4 pillowcases
1 nightshirt
the lacy bit of a sheet but NOT the rest of the sheet
1 placemat
Came downstairs and found three things I'd missed, in a pile of dry washing on the sofa.
That's why I call it #BadHousekeeping
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So. Choice between cleaning the bathroom, weeding the patio and tackling the #IroningPile.
Ironing it is, then.
#BadHousekeeping
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In vain have I struggled. It will not do.
I have to go and do the fucking ironing.
#IroningPile #BadHousekeeping
PS: there will be photos.
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Today I am going to tackle the #IroningPile that’s been building since before Christmas.
Honest.
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I am pleased to say that the boudoir at #SneezyTowers is once more a haven of elegance, peace and lavender-scented drawer liners.
I have reduced the #ironing pile by about 50%, simply by deciding not to iron half of it.
Go, me.
#BadHousekeeping #IroningPile
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