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A sketchy digital drawing of John Cheese from the John Dies at the End series. He wears a shirt that reads: I'm the Alpha. He gestures wildly while saying: And then my buddy Dave batmantissed the fuck out all over the place. An arrow points from the word batmantissed, which is highlighted, to a small doodle of a man with wings and scythe-like hands labeled: not accurate. John adds: that shit got on my walls dude.
JDATE BOOK 5 ANNOUNCEMENT HOW ARE WE FEELING JDATERS???
#art #JohnDiesatTheEnd #JDatE #JohnCheese
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Rereading What The Hell Did I Just Read by Jason Pargin and absolutely losing it at the Oreo jokes. I didn't catch those the first time around. Very good stuff. #jdate
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Jewish Dating Tips
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Digital illustration of John Cheese and David Wong at a house party. Dave stands in the foreground, in blue/green lighting, mouth open as if he's in the middle of talking. Behind him John sits at a table, lit in yellow light, staring at Dave from the corner of his eyes. Between the two figures is a screenshot of a Tumblr post from user roundo, reading "I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out the collar of their button up shirt ... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. whore." This is relevant because Dave is a very hairy man wearing a shirt with a lower neckline and John is ogling him.
Version of previous illustration without meme
Detail shot of their faces to show off the contrast more
doodle got completely out of hand
#jdate #johndiesattheend
theyre very normal about each other
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A digital drawing of David Wong and John Cheese standing in front of the sign for Old Sad Church. The sign reads "God says homosexuality is in." John is holding up an S, clearly removed from the sign. They're both smiling and it's a bright, sunny day outside.
The original image from the previous drawing. Two gay men stand in front of a sign for New Hope Church that now reads "God says homosexuality is in," and the man on the right is holding the letter S.
They're so good at getting banned from places they got banned from this one without setting foot inside #jdate #johndiesattheend #cheesewong #johndave
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About to watch #phantasm at Music Box Theatre with a q&a with Legendary Director Don Coscarelli
#chicago @jasonkpargin.bsky.social #jdate
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Digital drawing of David Wong and John Cheese from John Dies at the End. John is a bit taller than Dave, and leaning on him. John's nose is bleeding, staining both his shirt and Dave's. The drawing is rendered with a combination of realistic colours and rainbowy, grungy shading.
Please hold while I remember how to draw #johndiesattheend #jdate #cheesewong
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did not have the time n energy to finish this tragically but I started uploading a new jdate AU onto ao3 you should check it out #jdate #johndiesattheend #cheesewong
archiveofourown.org/works/631743...
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Digital painting of David Wong and John Cheese from John Dies at the End. Dave is laying across John, who is struggling underneath him. They are laying on a couch. Behind them is a window with a cloudy grey sky. Above them is text reading "POV: He is 280lbs and he decides when the hugs end."
A screenshot of a TikTok of a pair of men snuggling. The larger of the two is laying flat on top of the smaller thinner man. They are on a grey couch and behind them is a window showing a pale grey sky. Above them is text reading "POV: He is 280lbs and he decides when the hugs end."
fuckin squarsh him #cheesewong #jdate
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A digital drawing of Amy and Dave from the first book of the John Dies At The End series. It depicts the chapter in which Amy sees her ghostly hand
Once again forgot I had this account. The shadow people keep ereasing it from my memory lol #jdate #johndiesattheend
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Digital drawing of David Wong from John Dies At The End talking to the ghost of his best friend John through a greasy hot dog
I totally forgot I had a BlueSky account lol #johndiesattheend #jdate #digitalart
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Doodle of David Wong and John Cheese. They are standing inches apart and staring directly into each other's eyes. John is grinning and Dave is glaring. Dave has choppy black hair and patchy facial hair, pale skin and hairy arms. He is wearing a black shirt that says "NOBODY LOVES ME." John has long brown hair, facial piercings on his cheeks and the bridge of his nose, and a nose ring. His eyes are bright blue and his teeth are yellowed by nicotine. He is wearing a white crop top that says "WOW RACECAR." He is covered in tattoos. On his deltoid is a tattoo of the Three Arm Sally logo, three severed arms in a triangle surrounding a disembodied blue eyeball. Beneath that is a bat with its wings spread. Below the bat is an alien head with the words "FAR OUT" around it.
no sense of personal space
I found out how to do hue jitter brushes in CSP life is good
#jdate #johndiesattheend #cheesewong #johndave
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![Sketch of John Cheese and David Wong in John's truck. Dave is in the foreground, dishevelled and sad looking. He's staring out the car window, at the viewer. Behind him is John, driving whole smoking. Dave says, "When will Amy return from the war [Japan]..." The words "the war" are crossed out. It's a modification of a common meme.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny7iuptvbf2pb2kdtrifno5d/bafkreidvwgbjraxtdoms6yybrjjc3v2tcuzyvehxa3ef7h7m7ubwjhtera)
Sketch of John Cheese and David Wong in John's truck. Dave is in the foreground, dishevelled and sad looking. He's staring out the car window, at the viewer. Behind him is John, driving whole smoking. Dave says, "When will Amy return from the war [Japan]..." The words "the war" are crossed out. It's a modification of a common meme.
The second panel of the sketch. Dave's eyes are closed now, but he still looks sad and mopey. John is glancing over at him out of the corner of his eyes, and says, "Dude, it's been, like... a day."
The first 70 or so pages of If This Book Exists You're In The Wrong Universe had me worried Amy dumped him or died but no she's literally just on vacation and Dave is the most dramatic man alive #johndiesattheend #jdate
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A very tall comic of John Cheese, David Wong, and Amy Sullivan. In the first panel, Dave holds up a shoe with a squashed spider on its sole. He says, "Killed a spider and now I feel bad." In the second panel, John and Amy are reclining on a couch together, John putting his legs in Amy's lap. John says, "Give birth to a spider to make up for it." In the third panel he looks disturbed and Amy is staring at him. He says, "Why did I say that?" In the fourth panel, Dave and Amy are visible but not John. Dave is standing by Amy's side of the couch. He says "Why did you say that?". In the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth panels only Amy is visible and her dialogue flows across all four. She says, "Okay, so. It takes 9 months to make a baby human that's about 3 kilograms. A baby spider, by contrast, is about 1 miligram, roughly 3 million times lighter. So, you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about... 8 seconds? Like, it's not a big inconvenience." In the ninth panel all three are visible. Amy is smiling, John has a blank look on his face, and Dave looks disturbed. In the tenth panel, he says "Thanks."
This stupid fucking comic I drew gave a friend of mine a nightmare and I'm not even joking #johndiesattheend #jdate
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An illustration of David Wong from John Dies at the End, during the desert scene where he shoots Fred. He holds a rifle, barrel pointed towards the viewer. His right arm is covered in one massive burn scar. He glares at the viewer as if focused. Above him is handwritten text of lyrics from Will Wood's Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) reading, "It doesn't take a killer to murder," and below him, the sentence continues: "It only takes a reason to kill." The text is in black and white but the image itself is monochromatic yellow.
You wash your hands of where you've been until you flood the second floor
Neatly fold your skeletons, but still can't shut the closet door
The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough
So evil ones should get a little more.
#johndiesattheend #jdate
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Does the man become the monster, or the monster become man?
#johndiesattheend #jdate #BATMANTIS???? #whatthehelldidijustread #wthdijr
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Doodle of Dave, Amy, and John. Dave and Amy are asleep in their bed. Beside them, the words "Oh so blissfully unaware..." hover, an arrow pointing towards them. Behind them stands John, holding up an air horn with a big mischievous smile on his face, patterned after the broad crooked smile of The Grinch from the 2D animated How The Grinch Stole Christmas. The words "About to lose his 'keys to Dave + Amy's apartment' privileges" sit above his head with an arrow pointing towards him. Behind him a very messy bedroom is seen.
Another reason John should not be allowed to have keys to Dave and Amy's apartment. #johndiesattheend #jdate
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Doodle of John, Dave and Amy. Dave and Amy are in the foreground, sitting on the couch. Behind them, John is slamming the front door of their apartment open, rattling picture frames on the wall. Dave and Amy look startled, Amy dropping the book in her hands and Dave flinching hard enough to toss his laptop up into the air. John is screaming, "Jesus Christ people!!!!!!!!!!"
A doodle of John standing in the doorframe and smiling. He says, "I don't mean to be a burden but imagine Tigger from Disney's Winnie the Pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail LOL". This text is a screenshot of an unsourced Tumblr post.
Dave and Amy sitting on their couch, looking at John over their shoulders. Amy is staring blankly. Dave looks disturbed.
The same framing as the previous panel. Amy is smiling and says, "That *would* be pretty funny." Dave is looking at her, still disturbed but now also confused. Three question marks circle his head.
John should not be allowed keys to Dave and Amy's apartment tbh. #johndiesattheend #jdate
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The first page of a comic featuring John Cheese and David Wong. In the first panel, Dave is sitting on his couch, TV remote in hand. John runs up to him, saying, "Hey Dave!! Check out my new tattoo!" In the second panel, John is unbuckling his belt. Dave recoils, throwing his hands up, and says, "Dammit, John—" John responds, "Oh, chill out—" In the third panel, John is still holding his pants open, and Dave is hesitantly looking at him with only one eye open. John continues, "It's *not* on my dick this time." In the final panel we see John's pants open, but his genitals are not visible. In Impact font, in the middle of his upper pubic area, is a tattoo reading "CHOKING HAZARD" with an arrow beneath it, pointing to his crotch.
The final 3 panels of the comic. In the first panel, Dave is seen squinting as if thinking deeply. In the second, he looks up at John's face, saying, "... Don't they usually put that warning on small shit?" In the third panel, John is giving him a downright murderous glare. He says, "Shut the fuck up, Dave."
another really short really old comic, about my favorite tattoo that I've given John. #johndiesattheend #jdate
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A meme of John Cheese and David Wong. Dave is grabbing John by the front of his shirt, enraged. Above him is a screenshot from Twitter of a tweet by @VVVisection, reading "That pit isn't going to be bottomless after I throw you in it." John is smiling nervously.
A meme of John Cheese and David Wong. Dave is sitting on a couch, while John leans against the back of the couch from behind, arm propped up by it. He is grinning. Above him is the text from a Tumblr post by wellthatschaotic (well that's chaotic). The contextual text is, "One time I tried to do the 'I've decided I'm gonna start gaslighting you.' 'you're gonna start gaslighting me?' 'that's not what I said' joke with one of my friends, but I said:" The next piece is dialogue John says: "I've decided I'm gonna start gaslighting you." Then, between John and Dave, the expositional text continues: "and he just went," The final word of the post is Dave's dialogue, as he says, "Okay." Dave's expression is one of mild confusion.
A two part doodle of John Cheese and David Wong. In the first part, Dave, who is leaning against a table with his head held up by his hand, and who looks absolutely exhausted, says, "You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?" John is beside him, grinning broadly, and says, "That's how I feel after taking 17 Benadryl, when I see The Hat Man!" In the second part, Dave is sitting up straight, leaving his hand hovering where his chin was. He stares at John with an alarmed look on his face. "The who?!" He shouts. John is still beside him, but now leaning away slightly, as if offended. He looks annoyed as he says, "Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?"
A doodle of John Cheese and David Wong. John is standing with his arms crossed and pouting. Above him is a screenshot of a reddit post from the forum R/UnpopularOpinion (R / unpopular opinion). The author has been omitted. The title of the post reads, "Having to call a judge 'your honor' is so cringey and dumb." The post text reads, "'Your Honor' I mean gimmie a fuckin' break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?" Dave is standing beside John, and looks unimpressed. His shirt reads "Commit a crime today!" in the style of an infomercial visual. He says, "So, what'd you go to court for this time?"
I really enjoy writing/drawing John and Dave annoying the shit out of each other, also. #johndiesattheend #jdate
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Page 1 of a comic featuring John Cheese and David Wong. They are in a car. In the first panel, Dave is speaking to his girlfriend Amy on the phone, and he says: "So I think I can officially say that we're gettin' pretty damn tired of eatin' Margaritaville all the damn time." In the second panel, John shrugs and looks away, saying, "Well..." Dave looks over at him and says, "...What do you mean?" In the third panel, only Dave is shown, giving the viewer (John) a quizzical look. He continues: "You had intestinal trouble today, what are you talking about?" In the fourth panel, only John is shown, waving his hand in a hesitant way. He says, spread out across 4 speech bubbles: "Yeah, but, I mean, like, the vibes kinda counteracted it a li'l."
The second page of the comic. In the first panel there is no dialogue. The entire front end of the car is shown, John smiling at Dave and Dave staring at him suspiciously. In the second panel the view is much closer. Dave leans toward John, who is running a hand through his own hair to get it out of his face. Dave says, "The 'vibes' counteracted it a little? What are you talking about?" In the third panel John is holding his hands up as if shrugging. Dave is gesturing with his free hand, saying, "You're unhappy while we're on tropical beaches all through Florida, *now* you're happy—?" John interrupts him. "I don't know, I think my— my— Y'know—"
The third page of the comic. In the first panel we see only John, hand on his own chest, looking down contemplatively. "I realized," he says, "I had some self-reflection..." This dialogue continues into the second panel, where he's looking up. "I realized some things were, maybe, a little bit different than I was seeing them." In the third panel, John is in the foreground, looking a little uncomfortable. Dave is behind him, twisting to stare at him. He says, "The day you had self-reflection is the day you had diarrhea?"
Short little comic based off a chunk of an Eddy Burback video. The one where he visits every Margaritaville in North America. I have an AU where John and Dave go on an extended road trip and it's basically just like this. this comic is also old as fuck btw #johndiesattheend #jdate
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David Wong and John Cheese sitting for an interview. They're in a fancy living room in identical brown leather armchairs. John is gesturing with both hands held up as if talking about the size of something, head tilted up to the ceiling. On his left, Dave slouches in the chair, chin propped up on his hand. The text "Dave and John: Monster Hunters / Life Partners" is laid over them both.
They agreed to one (1) documentary because it was paid, but Dave's never making that mistake again. If he wanted to hear John yap for three hours he would just crash on the guy's couch. #jdate #johndiesattheend (+original image, though I can't remember where it's from)
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A top text bottom text meme depicting David Wong picking up and throwing John Cheese. The top text reads "I'll beat a motherfucker..." and the bottom text reads, "with another motherfucker!!!"
newest strategy to fight monsters #jdate #johndiesattheend
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