Let's move on to #JerseyShoreSharkAttack. Spousal unit wanted to know if The Situation would be the first to die. Having been told no, he opted out.
@frightya.bsky.social asked the question:
"Is this what the show was like? A bunch of hot, dumb young people...
That's a great observation. You're absolutely right! And I agree, I think that makes a huge difference in how well it works.
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I thought it was cute and fun.
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Guidos 4Eva, I guess.
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I think that movie worked because all the characters play it straight. They're true to who they are and aren't winking at the camera. No 4th wall breaks.
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That was fun! Thanks for the rec @jenzyjen.bsky.social! Thanks #FrightClub!
#JerseyShoreSharkAttack only has 3.0 rating on IMDB. We need to fix that.
Well, I'd say that was the best movie we've watched all week.
Yikes. Until next time, Frubbers!
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Wow, Fred Olen Ray was the Second Unit Director on this one! Guess he had a couple of hours to spare that day, haha!
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When I grow up, I want to marry a woman just like Nooki.
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"Smile, you stupid fish."
Hee!
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Spousal unit just came in from outside and said the Dad Police Guy is a mishmash of a bunch of other actors and I mentioned the Mark Harmon skeet. He said, "Yes. Mark Harmon blem."
Blemished. 🤣
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I appreciate preppy girl for being like, no, I'm not going to kick her ass, I'm going to kick your ass, you cheating bastard
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Well we share the same imagining, then. 🤷♀️
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It's "Nooki" 🙄
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There's still 18 minutes left. It might be uncredited.
We'll know if she turns up because she's even smaller and tanner than the girl doing a parody of her!
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No, you're right tho. Getting us on the side of these repellent Jersey Shore types is definitely threading the needle. The preps did it for me, personally.
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I'm trying to find this bc I thought so, too.
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This prep has big Dennis Reynolds energy.
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Oh. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. The drill, triggered by *no safety backups* calls more....
ALBINO BULL SHARKS....
To the Shore
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I'm almost wishing I had watched this show because I feel sure that they are spoofing storylines that happened on it
I like this
It's dumb and cute and there are plenty of sharks
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That's funny, seeing Paul Sorvino makes me wanna watch THE STUFF (1985)!
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Appreciate that this is whole cloth copying Jaws here.
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Electrocution and a shark kill! That's two shots!
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The special effects are ... not that much better, which is wild.
These people are getting eaten by 90s-era computer screensavers.
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The police chief is a low rent Mark Harmon.
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Having a storyline that can be followed is a plus.
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Well. Pecorino Romano would lure *me* in.
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Very sure Sallie is just a retired Paulie post Sopranos.
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Oh, OOPS. Not any more.
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