Going after his tiramisu? That'd be a deal breaker for me

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#JoeyDoesntShareFood

I try not to blow things out of proportion, but I take my food VERY seriously.

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Split... a pizza? As in give half away? DOES NOT COMPUTE. #JoeyDoesntShareFood

It may be a rainy day, but you still gotta eat!
#JoeyTheSquirrel #JoeyDoesntShareFood #IYKYK

Breakfast? Maybe a little early.
#JoeyDoesntShareFood

Dress like it's 1993 ✅️
Coffee ✅️
Check office mail
Pizza
#December #JoeyDoesntShareFood

2/3 Weekend thoughts:
It's very unappetizing to see someone reach across the table & eat off of someone else's plate. #Decemeber #JoeyDoesntShareFood & neither will I & neither should you

Laugh it off: 180+ Friends Jokes & Puns for a Good Time Why did the friends refuse to believe the pun about the tree falling in the forest? They didn't want to believe that their friendship would ever fall! Welcome

"Why couldn't the bicycle keep up with its circle of friends?

Because it was two-tired!

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Weil die beste Frischethekendame der Stadt heute erfolgreich geinfluenced hat, gibt es Selbstbau-Pastrami-Sandwich à la Katz als dringend nötiges Soulfood. #joeydoesntsharefood

Joey: I am sorry about before and I really do like you.
Sarah: But not as much as clams.
Joey: Well, *stuffed* clams.
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