#JustGuyThings, like photoshopping an all-star (on an expiring deal!) into my team's road jersey and making portmanteaus of his name and my team's city.
on a route rn where the girls are having a slumber party and the boys are talking about jacking off and murder #justguythings
wife yelling at me to stop burping cause it lights up her mic on her zoom calls #JustGuyThings
*husband wakes up from a dead sleep*
"I was dreaming that Danny Devito was a gremlin and he fell into the oven. So I reached in to grab him and burned my hand on the rack"
*Goes back to bed like nothing happened... *
What?! ππ
#vividdreams #sleepparalysisdemon #justguythings
Me: Good morning!
Coworker: Good morning, dick licker!
Me: And I didn't even call you "fuckface!" - this just proves that you love me more
#Justguythings
Instead he's out getting wasted and destroying every star in the sky. #JustGuyThings
packing 18 pairs of underwear for a weekend trip to dc #dudestuff #justguythings
going through life confused & upset whenever I hear a woman talking and she doesn't seem like she's terrified of me. #justGuyThings
Is it me or, is it easier to talk about sex with other guys?
#JustGuyThings
Dang, the loneliest just hit like a brick out of nowhere.
It's great being a dude in 2025 /s
#dating #justguythings #needashower
I love being late to work bcz I'm taking a massive shit #justguythings
"will you do me the honor of tying me to this chair?" #justguythings
Screenshot of a text conversation. One person asks βhow tight.β The other replies βLoose. Poop just falls out.β The first person clarifies, βbruh i meant how tight r we,β and the reply is βOh. We chill.β Final message: βalr.β
Accidental medical update but we still locked in.
#Bromance #JustGuyThings #NoHomoButILoveYou #BroTexts #FriendshipGoals
#WeChill #CommunicationIsKey #MisunderstoodButStillClose #PoopJokes #DudesRock #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Anointing my mortal frame with salves and unguents, in preparation for the Torments To Come #justguythings
#GarageFridgeLyfe π€ #JustGuyThings π€
#horrorwatch π
I'm sayinggg.
But hey, i guess it kinda makes sense the dedicated / disciplined lawyer would want to blow off some steam in Lucifer's hellish crusade, tempting men into my fold and laying on a throne of ecstatic lovers while chewing on an apple like Lilith would have wanted π€·ββοΈ #JustGuyThings