Screenshot of a menu listing that reads:"KMG365 Pizza Emergency! This buffalo chicken pizza will have you calling Squad 51 to put out the FIRE! House-made buffalo sauce, premium grilled chicken with mozzarella. Red onions upon request. $23.00."
You: living in an unincorporated area outside Tigard, Oregon must be boring because there can't be any decent culinary options.
Me: this is a pizza available from a locally-owned pizza joint two miles away, so John Gage and Roy Desoto say you're wrong wrong wrong […]
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