Do you have inside information on the local government pay award? They usually make us wait until about November and then backdate it. Last year I got a lump sum of over ยฃ16! #Kerching
When Trump started a war the fossil fuel industry went #kerching $$$$$$$$
๐ค๐ฏ๏ธ'Don't give yer money and/or love to Higher Things - give it all to us!'
('us' meaning the mercantile world, not Friends of Friendless Churches ๐)
#MothersDay #kerching #monetization
Well that was a remarkably fun day under the circumstances. This morning I performed a risk/reward analysis based on available evidence and current trends and was able make a considerable net gain based on my outgoings. Yes, I took a few quid off the bookies and had pizza for dinner ๐๐ #kerching
Alsoโฆ the panic buying and following shortage causes the petrol price to raiseโฆ.
The government will love that, with all the increased tax that will bring in.
Keirโฆ remind me again why you want the UK complicit in chumps actions???
#Kerching
Just a hunch but I reckon the photographer who took this image is currently working out what his worldwide syndication rights will be. #Kerching.
There's 50% off at our โForeign Exchangeโ kiosks. Not the commission, the value of your money after you've exchanged it at airport rates. #Kerching
In other news...
Rupert Lowe received over ยฃ40,000 for his posts on X in 2025.
#kerching
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I bet those same failing "back to work training " providers she loved while after the DWP have her number on speed dial #Kerching
You say that, but wait until you get your first car insurance quote from Saga ๐ค #kerching!
This Beckham mum dance. I bet in the coming weeks a 'close friend' will flog a video of said dance to the papers.....
#kerching ๐ท ๐๐บ
Very specific to people from West Yorkshire. #Kerching
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I bet he leases the land they're buried in #Kerching
#Superman #Comic #Expensive #Kerching
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There's only one winner today, #kerching for the Spud guy.
Good news! Our newly refurbished and upgraded toilets are now open. #Kerching
Are they called #WankyBottles because of the dubious nature of their pedigree i.e theyโre all 10p lagers in Austria and given the โarenโt these exotic with their forrin namesโ #kerching ?
Blimey! Glad I hid all those Gaylord catalogues they kept sending me at the back of my work drawers now #kerching #retirementfund ๐ค
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Money for old rope innit?!
#dragitout #kerching
You can get 50% off in our โForeign Exchangeโ kiosks. Not the commission, the value of your money after you've exchanged it. #Kerching
ยฃ50.01p to be released to play on the grit pitch!! #KerChing
No, it was 2 grants.
#Kerching
Ah well, it wasn't to be. Still, not a bad payday for a 23-year-old. #Kerching #Wimbledon #ComeOnSonay
The โBristolโ Turner went for ยฃ1.9m. Bet the seller loved all the publicity #kerching
It's good that companies will not be required to use software approved by Companies House and the state more generally. Who would have benefited from this approved software requirement? Why, software and accountancy firms of course!
#Kerching
ยฃ40 bucket hats. #kerching
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Get rid of the guy on the left and call it "Guttenburger".
#Kerching