Make it stick. #ketchuppacket
WWE shot won the Pulitzer, FFS. #ketchuppacket No child shot in a school suffered only a grazed ear.
This. #ketchuppacket
FU, #NPR. No one's ear is merely grazed by a fucking bullet. #ketchuppacket & #complicitmedia play along.
#ketchuppacket No one survives a shooting with just a grazed ear.
One year ago today we watched an assassination farce play out in front of us.
Never forget the #ketchuppacket
Even the Guardian is treating #ketchuppacket anniversary seriously. Fascinating how no schoolkids or Gazans survive shootings with a mere “grazed” ear…
This, FFS. No kid at Sandy Hook or Uvalde walked away with a "grazed" ear. #ketchuppacket
#ketchuppacket (or was it a salsa packet?)
Pulitzer judges bought into the BS, tho. Awarded photo prize to a WWE-worthy "shot." #ketchuppacket
Also could tell by how little blood there was on his face. #ketchuppacket
Definitely realer than what NYT kept referring to: "nearby assassination attempt." #ketchuppacket No one gets "nicked" by an assault rifle.
#ketchuppacket (And some of us remember how he was hustled off the stage in his first campaign, only to come back WWE-trained this time.)
Same reason they didn't call the shooting at the WH when the Obamas lived there one. But they still believe the #ketchuppacket story.
WWE Wing #ketchuppacket
"It's like finding a four-leaf clover or something!" - RICHARD PARKS III, Ketchup Packet Mystery, Richard's Famous Food Podcast #RFFP #ketchuppacket #RichardParksIII
+ no way this chickenshit "braved" a bullet. #ketchuppacket
Not a fu*king thing wrong with that ear.
#ketchuppacket
Ketchup Packets & My Depression-Era Parents
#GenerationalTrauma #EconomicHardship #Resilience #ImmigrationStory #CulturalInsight #KetchupPacket #WorldWarII #GreatDepression #PersonalStory #Documentary #ParentingTips #Parenting101 #DrSilvaKidsGrow #NurtureGrowLove
Obama wore a tan suit, tho. How does an AKwhatever merely nick an ear? #ketchuppacket
Needs more ear bandage. #ketchuppacket