A purple slide with a dragon and compass at the top and white text that reads OFFICIAL STATEMENT Kat, Aaron, Coleman, and Jason are deeply saddened to hear about the massive KitKat heist. In unrelated news, they would like people to know that Kat's name similarity and Coleman's brand new stash of chocolate are entirely unrelated. They would never do such a sloppy job. I mean. They might. They have. Listen, what happened in Yellowstone wasn't the original plan.
A purple background with text that reads Though if you are curious which crimes they HAVE committed... Child of the Dragon is available now! The cover for Child of the Dragon is shown: A cover with fire on the left edges and ice on the right edges centering around a girl in shorts and a tank top, raising a sword high and summoning lightning in front of a massive purple-y european dragon inside some sort of arena. The title: Child of the Dragon is written across the center in a curly, silver font, and the author name is in a smaller version of the same and says Ashley N.Y. Sheesley
It was recommended I post this now. While it’s fresh. Like those kitkats. Which kitkats are certainly not in my possession…
#KitKat #KitKatHeist
